We will gleefully walk into it?
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We will gleefully walk into it?
Seamus Colemole
Previously deathbyropeandglass
Why not?
One does not simply walk into a relegation fight
We won't even have a knife, just some clown with a water pistol in the flower on his suit jacket.
The Esk
Player Valuation: £70m
Because we are significantly better than QPR, Crystal Palace, Leicester, Burnley, Hull, West Brom, Sunderland and Villa even in our current form which I do not for a minute believe will continue for the whole season.
We're 4th from bottom on current form so you're half right.
marty mcfly
Player Valuation: £40m
Exactly I think we'll turn this around and in the end will become a positive experience speeding up the transition we all know has to occur.
The Esk
Player Valuation: £70m
The season is 38 games long, I know our immediate form is poor but I do not expect such a talented squad and manager to maintain such poor form for the remainder of the season.
Either do I, I was just highlighting our current form isn't as good as half the teams you quoted.
McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
If we put in the same effort at Newcastle - Thats it.
Sack the Lot of them. I'd play the Under 18's and make every single Senior player clean the dressing rooms, impliment some kind of Clockwork Orange Hypno-Psychosis Program and beat them mercilessly for every mistake.
You can only get so far playing nice and we've been here for a while.
Sack the Lot of them. I'd play the Under 18's and make every single Senior player clean the dressing rooms, impliment some kind of Clockwork Orange Hypno-Psychosis Program and beat them mercilessly for every mistake.
You can only get so far playing nice and we've been here for a while.
K
Klaas
Guest
Agreed with most that relegation is not a risk this season. Too many piss-poor teams in EPL competing for the dubious honour of playing Championship football next season; but therein lies the rub and my huge frustration with [Poor language removed] Martinez...In a season where only Chelsea and Man City look anything like quality, and with EFC having arguably its best quality squad since the mid 80s, Martinez cannot beat the likes of Stoke at Goodison. Ive no faith in our little Spaniard to restore EFC to its rightful position; but am happy for him to prove me wrong. NSNO, COYB
We're so bad at the moment, anything could happen
toffee matt
Player Valuation: £60m
It's not looking good is it
toffee matt
Player Valuation: £60m
We won't be in any danger of relegation btw.
But I can see a few players not wanting to stick around if things don't improve
But I can see a few players not wanting to stick around if things don't improve
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