When I woke up I was tied to the bed naked lying on......

[canuckblue]

He wondered what necrophilia would be like.....................

Well, for one thing, it means never having to say you're sorry.

 

[tim gabbott]

He wondered what necrophilia would be like.....................

I take that back in not killing her off yet

 

[tim gabbott]

Ok I'll offa my mrs she lys there like she's dead when we fcuk

 

[peteblue]

Ok I'll offa my mrs she lys there like she's dead when we fcuk

She's fine with the rest of us........

 

[tim gabbott]

She's fine with the rest of us........

That's because your paying

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Try sawdust.

 

[blue61]

The floor was a dead blonde also naked...........



Next line then pass it on........

I tried one of these a few months back mate, learn and move on.

 

[blue4eva77]

What the christ is going on in here. Wept !

Lads ?

 

[LostLegend]

This thread is a waste of internets.

 

[Hellerad]

2

 

[summerisle]

As Ovid said : Adde parvem parvo magnus acervus erit
Hope that helps.

 

[Tramps_mate]

The floor was a dead blonde also naked...........



Next line then pass it on........

Then I realised its 10:30 on a Saturday night, so went out to the pub and got a life...

 

[tim gabbott]

That some session 10.30 till 6.54tramps

 

[RFUS]

The floor was a dead blonde also naked...........



Next line then pass it on........

Considering that this 'game' has limitless potential -- there's absolutely anything you could have posted -- the first thing you think of is a naked, deceased woman?

What a charmer.

 

[Deco]

@Deco I have a vague memory of something to do with a curtain pole knocking out a bird he was shagging or something?

Edit: This?

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/seriously-need-help-here.55873/

Now that was definitely a night to remember lol