when we’ve gone down

[The binman chronicles]

It would sting a little. I'll have a 5 minute sit down to think it over and then look forward to the new season where we might actually win something.

 

[Jacko93]

Find my nearest church and start painting something similar to the sistine Chapel which should occupy my mind for the next 5 years.

I'll put Purple Aki in their as well for good measure.

In the painting, or in the chapel to watch you work?

 

[Johnnytotal]

I will find it harder looking at my kids /grand kids if it happens.

Why did I make them support Everton.

Truly ashamed of myself.

 

[Baines' left foot]

In all seriousness I'll be gutted but fine, what I won't be doing is trolling fellow blues who are devastated in some tedious not arsed-a-thon

Ye cryin, lad?

 

[GoodisonRoadSupperBarWool]

Fight the impulse to work out what streaming service the Championship is on.

EFL follows. Even watched tranmere on it this season

 

[Daytripper]

what will you do?

(a) jump of a bridge/ a cliff/ nearest thing with height

(b) turn into an alchy

(c) ask to be punted to space

(d) cry into your blanket with teddy

(e) what’s football?

i am torn between a and d

First reactions will be anger and resentment probably. It’s a Sunday so a nice roast dinner will likely ease things.

This forum could make for some interesting opinions too so I will read that for a bit. Trolls on here will have a field day . If I was the admin I would close registration for a bit.

 

[Andy is the King]

Look forward to actually winning games again…….

No guarantee of that

 

[Andy is the King]

I will boast about being the first club to have underground heating.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

With us being relegated
Haaland beating Dixies’s record
And Bill still involved, I think it’s the end of our dignity.

So I’ll hang my head in shame

 

[Rita_Poon]

I get the same old dreams same time every night
Fall to the ground and I wake up

 

[Martin Alvito]

First reactions will be anger and resentment probably. It’s a Sunday so a nice roast dinner will likely ease things.

This forum could make for some interesting opinions too so I will read that for a bit. Trolls on here will have a field day . If I was the admin I would close registration for a bit.

They'll also have to announce a language amnesty if they don't want their fingers to fall off from executing all the bans.

Matty forgot (f) heart gives out. I am generally opposed to benzos, but I think he might want to see a doc and ask for a little Xanax.

 

[Goat]

As long as those tory rats Leicester go down I wont be arsed.

 

[Ring master]

If the worst did happen, so be it, i will just be normal. and Everton and life will carry on - we will always be Everton supporters no matter what state the club is in or what league we play in.

 

[Andy is the King]

Haaland beating Dixies’s record

Wipe the tears from your eyes lad. Haaland won't get even close.

 

[Andy is the King]

I get the same old dreams same time every night
Fall to the ground and I wake up

You'll torture yourself with crappy '70's music?

Don't do it, even with relegation, life is still worth living.