Which people on TV would you like to slap the most

[monty]

I nearly forgot Alan Davies, smug shitty little Gooner, hate the [Poor language removed]. Even on QI he relies on others to start the humour all he does is mimic them and as for Jonathon Creek, arse gravy of the first order:angry: :angry: :angry:

 

[SuitsBlue]

Osteen's church, Lakewood, is right here in Houston. Used to be out in the sticks but they recently converted the old Summit (old home of the NBA Houston Rockets) into a church. I pass by it on my way to Dynamo games.

used to follow them in the days of sam cassell and hakeem olajuan (sp's all round)

 

[SuitsBlue]

jade goody
any childrens tv presenter (ruling out BP)
the majority that cover the F1
every actor in such shows as 'the o.c' 'one tree hill' 'dawsons creek' 'party of five' and the list goes on and on and on. same old bullshit.
every actor in hollyoaks.
every actor in every british soap - eastenders - coronation street - emmerdale.
every ham of a so called actor in aussie soaps - neighbours - home and away.

theres a trend here, if its mind numbing baloney they get the big slap.

times to precious to waste even an iota on such drivel.

 

[Piijt]

Paul O'Grady.

 

[monty]

Paul O'Grady.

and his dogs (Chico loves those dogs)

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Celia Imrie over my knee.

 

[ricardobee]

Happy I can stand. and isn;t cheggers a scouser?

Titchmarsh does it for me to be honest, I'd never get tired of hoofing him in the gems.

 

[Ct jr.]

The teletubbies, every single one of them. For being so annoying and not ever talking.

 

[ricardobee]

I nearly forgot Alan Davies, smug shitty little Gooner, hate the [Poor language removed]. Even on QI he relies on others to start the humour all he does is mimic them and as for Jonathon Creek, arse gravy of the first order:angry: :angry: :angry:

agreed, hated the mop headed [Poor language removed] ever since he tried putting liverpool (the city) in room 101.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

I have a top five, they are

1. CJ the ponce in the Eggheads team, arrogant big headed git
2. Gary Lineaker Spurs fan
3. Anne Robinson for being Anne Robinson
4. Any one appearing in a Picture Loans advert, they all drive me round the bend and I don't need a loan
5. David Dickenson doesn't everyone, he'd have been first but there will be a long queue

I was going to say Picture Loans. Who the [Poor language removed] rings up for a loan for 25k so nonchalent and has to ask the wife to confirm how much they needed. I hope I get reborn a descendant of the Krays and this **** has been turned down for a picture loan and I have to kneecap the **** for failing to meet his payments. Prick.

 

[monty]

I was going to say Picture Loans. Who the [Poor language removed] rings up for a loan for 25k so nonchalent and has to ask the wife to confirm how much they needed. I hope I get reborn a descendant of the Krays and this **** has been turned down for a picture loan and I have to kneecap the **** for failing to meet his payments. Prick.

and that daft tart on the phone, ******** (gob [Poor language removed]) husband sorting the garage out, kids running amok and what does she say, 'oh I'm on the phone to Picture trying to sort me loans out' in that wingeing Geordie accent, she needs to shift her arse and get a bloody job:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Every sap that buys one of these overpriced loans does however ensure that Carol Vorderman doesn't have to do a 'saucy' photoshoot to fund her alphabet soup habit. Every cloud and all that.

 

[monty]

Every commercial outlet carries these bloody loan adverts, papers are full of them, internet is awash and then the media kick off about the amount of borrowing, ffs:angry: :angry:

 

[GhostOfDixie]

yeah but they have Picture Loans and then an IVA advert right after. Now I have an IVA and i'm not ashamed of it. Government screwed me after Uni so [Poor language removed] them. But it annoys me that we have someone saying come in the water is lovely, then someone else saying, yeah but watch out for the sharks.