Who is Kurt

[Kurt.]

If we were in an old time I would invade your village on horseback and slaughter anybody deemed unfit to work, but were in a new time, so I will bend your slut wife over instead

Let me know when you plan to arrive , I’ll be sure to enjoy the time with yer mar whilst you’re busy

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Imagine getting upset at 'yer mar' jokes on GOT. Once told them my mum was 85, still didn't stop them. Well, can't say I didn't warn them.

 

[LostLegend]

 

[coollino]

Ffs I'm watching a subtitled film. What am I meant to do.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

I'm gonna open a bottle of wine.

I already have my glass in hand. Now I'm going to resume my reading lol

 

[Kurt.]

Anyway, the offers still there if you want to be my best friend

 

[Kurt.]

Forever x

 

[COYBL25]

And to think every weekend used to be like this lol

 

[Moomin]

Mrs kurt getting rawdogged by a Guru

For a pub quiz champion you do seem a bit dense.

 

[Nymzee]

Aren't we all Kurt?

 

[Kurt.]

And to think every weekend used to be like this lol

Good times x

 

[Kurt.]

Aren't we all Kurt?

His mar would be very busy indeed

 

[LostLegend]

Aren't we all Kurt?

Can I be Kurt's wife?

 

[Guru888]

Anyway, the offers still there if you want to be my best friend

After all that Kurt the Blurt you’ve gone and sh!t your little white panties, why don’t you lick your wife’s juice off my nutsack and we can discuss friendship after that, feeble wool

 

[Nymzee]

Can I be Kurt's wife?

Till lambing season