Who is your girlfriend's favourite Everton player?

[Gwladys St. Glory]

that's funny!

At least you understood it, it's amazing how many times I've had to explain that analogy to someone.

 

[ijjysmith]

Just checked with the mrs and she's changed to Johnny Heitinga...

Again, no idea why.

 

[TheFinnFan]

it was arteta, paula loved him cause of his looks

 

[Cena]

Cahill

 

[Raymondo077]

Ever since Howard did that calender shoot, my other half gets all damp down there.

*Shaves head hits gym*

 

[Roztitute]

Why would your boyfriend's girlfriend care about what you think?

FFS Spike.

 

[somuchfun]

Seamus Coleman. She thinks Seamus is an amusing name.

 

[sharron]

Tim howards calendar shots caught my eye i have to say

 

[BlueLlama]

The Mrs loves a bit of Distin

 

[chicoazul]

I think she likes Cahill, she's phwoared at a few to be honest.

 

[peteblue]

Can we include Everton Ladies in this........just asking like......

 

[McBain]

My mrs saw Velios come on the other night and was like 'hello.

If your reading this mate, she's yours if you want her, Vel.

 

[heatmeiser]

Definitely Cahill.

She had a thing for Big Dunc too.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I doubt she could name any of them apart from Arteta, who clearly is no longer an Everton player.

She has no interest in Everton at all and actually avoids anything and everything concerning it.

Exactly the same as in our house, she didn't even go to the game when Olivia was toffee lady, the day she saw Mikel in his undies too...... she wanted to know about that like, and is praying that it is still fresh in her mind when she gets good at drawing.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Apostolos would undoubtedly expect to flip them over, probably first. They could give up any waxing regime though.