I dont care for any of the teams in the so called top 4.
Id rather watch Reading - Derby.
Now for one of my patented opinions *syndicated worldwide for Mcbain Artists Inc.
Arsenal - My local team Rivo i play for are the gunners and it sucks. They wear replica strips and I am contemplating joining another side for that reason. The once untouchable 50 odd game unbeaten gunners wheels are slowly falling off. The main man is gone and like Shearer before him, anyone as big as the club itself and so influential, will leave a hole the size of the one Team America left in Paris. Young guys are coming through and sure their style of play is silky, but really, are they making an impact? Hleb and Rosicky work hard but have no steel. Fabregas couldnt score in a brothel the size of Kmart. I felt sorry for him. I always hated Arsenal coz they always beat us one nil. They always had Adams or Overmars or someone I just despised. And they always were scaggy about it. Ljungberg, Pires, tools. Bergkamp was ace. I liked that guy, but individually. I hope they have a long period of crapness, Wenger leaves, because he's really the reason for their success, and I hope their next Manager is Stachan or Dowie or someone. Errickson. Add to that the Stadium being spectacularily destroyed, and that would make up for all my bitterness toward the Gonads, sorry Gunners. My tip - Relegation.
CHELSKI - Should they be there? In Korea they compare their method of doing things as the sledgehammer. A korean will hit his target repeatedly until he figures it out, until it cracks or until it succeeds, while say, the Japanese will study it profusley until they are ready and prepared enough to have a go. Chelsea just throw money at it. The started with Vialli and Desailly and Poyet, Zola, older experienced dudes, and then as their approach was failing miserably, along comes a Ukrainian bazillionare, and lets face it, weve all seen Lord of War, we know how things work. So, in essence, Chelsea are the sum of mismanagement coupled with a guy with so much dirty money to throw around, it should give the Chelsea players nightmares about where the money they get paid came from. Anyone for Blood Diamond? I just hired it out.
MAN U - If the antichrist was a team, Rooney would be the naked, hideous bitch goddess lying at Arch demon Fergusons feet. Strong, maybe overtly so, but hell, they now have so much evil talent, the Ferg tricked us all into thinking hed rely on his evil dogs out of Ghostbusters called giggs and scholes forever. You have to pass an evil test to play for them. Red devils? Old trafford was built on ley lines straight to beelsibubs front door. They always win, they are the best, all the wallies who dont anything about anything and buy rust proofing and triple glazing support them. Theyre the zombie brigade, the red faced fat tourists in overcrowded boats chugging up and down James Bond Island in Phuket saying 'oooo wernt there soonami not 's long ago?' Gimme a City supporter any day of the week.
And finally - The [Poor language removed]... next time i get chance. Sorry Im off out, stay tuned.