Why oh why Everton

[Andy is the King]

So weird to be so obsessed with another team, especially that lot.
Dry your eyes and invest in a better mattress protector.
You bring shame to Evertonians with your unhealthy infatuation

I have an insatiable hatred for them that could be considered an obsession. It's almost to the point that I enjoy seeing them lose as much as I enjoy seeing Everton win. Almost. Is it any different to Rangers & Celtic, Arsenal & Spurs?

I don't bring shame to Evertonians, the impotent club we follow brings shame to Evertonians. I am forced into Liverpool's corner because our fight for survival is as much in their hands as ours.

C'mon ye soulless red b******s win for us