Wigan Athletic 1-1 Everton. 4th Feb at 15.00.

[Azzurri]

Is right chicoazulla. Proper long and funny.

Anyone know where I can get a pint at Wigan?

 

[chicoazul]

Cracking write up, the Mexican Thunderbird gag was a belter and nice comparison with Snoop.

Momentum is usually something which bites us in the arse but I feel it's too strong this week, 2-0 win to the blues.

The Thunderbird gag was presented to me by Dublintoff. It had me pissing myself, so all his work.

On a side note, I used to do loads of gigs in Wigan, and I must say that wiganers are amongst the friendliest people in the world if you look past their stonewashed denim jackets and wispy facial hair.

Defo. Obviously they're not spared the boring patter from me in my previews but there's a lot to like about them. Lots of genuinely good people up there, I like them.

 

[Matt Damon]

Didn't lose it then Azul?

Yet again.

Your browsers been popcorning you.

 

[chicoazul]

Didn't lose it then Azul?

Yet again.

Your browsers been popcorning you.

I lost the first third of it this time, which is an improvement. It worked out better though as when I rewrote it I liked it better. Didn't stop me from fuming like. GOT FFS.

 

[Matt Damon]

I lost the first third of it this time, which is an improvement. It worked out better though as when I rewrote it I liked it better. Didn't stop me from fuming like. GOT FFS.

Lesson of the day lid. Don't type it into a browser use a word processor.

I reckon D/D or muggins was pressing buttons in the GOT command centre every time you tried to submit, secretly watching you fume on your webcam.

*waves at D/D*

 

[efcgirl]

apparently its forecast for heavy snow in wigan tommorow

 

[Happy Nick]

apparently its forecast for heavy snow in wigan tommorow

Heavy snow you say? With Pienaar playing......please score with a sensational chip again and remind me that Everton can play boss football.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Your best work, in my opinion. Mexican Thunderbird hahaha.

 

[neonleon]

little Californian sex pixie — can we register or trademark this?

 

[Goat]

Lesson of the day lid. Don't type it into a browser use a word processor.

I reckon D/D or muggins was pressing buttons in the GOT command centre every time you tried to submit, secretly watching you fume on your webcam.

*waves at D/D*

You got a tiny bit of brown on your nose there mate.

 

[bluejock]

You got a tiny bit of brown on your nose there mate.

Mobile rep Goaty.

 

[Matt Damon]

You got a tiny bit of brown on your nose there mate.

You'd know all about getting brown on your nose.

 

[Goat]

You'd know all about getting brown on your nose.

White mate, its white.

 

[jsweeney17]

Straq to start - jelly on at 60 mins. Drenthe to start - Peanuts on at 75 mins - Neville comes on as sub for Hibbo at 82mins.
they score first - we get mad and start playing - final score 3-1 to Everton (Baines pen after drenthe tripped, Straq header and Donovan tap in.) Call me Nostradamus on Monday.

 

[Azzurri]

Straq to start - jelly on at 60 mins. Drenthe to start - Peanuts on at 75 mins - Neville comes on as sub for Hibbo at 82mins.
they score first - we get mad and start playing - final score 3-1 to Everton (Baines pen after drenthe tripped, Straq header and Donovan tap in.) Call me Nostradamus on Monday.

Definitely this.

Couldn't put it better myself.