Ring master
Player Valuation: £90m
There are only so many times, you can put the same Joke in a different way lol and think everyone has done it every way possible
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Bazlar
Player Valuation: £25m
Colin Harvey was sacked for finishing 6th
Evertonthat
Player Valuation: £8m
That's what I thought this thread had decended into... endless willy puns
bullybeef
Player Valuation: £40m
Ahh come on eggs, that one was pretty good!
….it was 5/10 when first posted about a month ago.
NilSatisOptimum
Player Valuation: £70m
More of a symptom. No-one should be judged when you two bellends in Mourishi and Kenwright are looking over your work.
This whole saga smacks of a Bill Kenwright ghost bid, bidding low amounts for players that the clubs won't accept in an attempt to make it look like he's actually doing some work.
toffee82
Player Valuation: £25m
Mmmmmm?
bullybeef
Player Valuation: £40m
Didn’t see the original but this one did make me chuckle.
In these circumstances it’s good to laugh every now and again.
or “we wanted him”
Think we're better off not getting him
Be 6 months before he makes the bench
'not yet height fit, he's on the rack'
Be 6 months before he makes the bench
'not yet height fit, he's on the rack'
kenada_blue
Welcome to Barcelonaton FC
"Everton don't have any real money so I'll play for you boss until someone turns up with some cash. Deal?"
Everton_Gary
Player Valuation: £15m
Always going to be the case. Wanted a move away, we are skint and drop the first two games in glorious fashion and he makes up with Leeds so he can play and stay. We are in trouble here
Did you hear about the circumcisor who slipped and got the sack?That's what I thought this thread had decended into... endless willy puns
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