Womens minds

[chrismpw]

Always writing lists of things to do, and then won't show me them. "I'll let you see them later, when you're in a better mood!!

I have always lived by the motto: Never argue with women, drunks & idiots, in that order. With the first, you'll never win, and the other two won't have a clue what you're on about!

Still, I must have got something right - forty two and a half years and counting!!!

Good advice. Congratulations.
Reminded me of "never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and then win by experience."

 

[The old lady]

When you fall asleep on the couch after work and they wake you up every 2 minutes telling you to go to bed. Just [Poor language removed] and leave me alone you slag.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Women.

Can't live with them!!!!

/QUOTE]
Fixed that for you mate.

 

[COYBL25]

I'm lucky my missus isn't that type. Actually she wouldn't be my type if she were, cos I genuinely don't find made up, preened women even slightly attractive... I'm not criticising I just don't get how they think a thick layer of coloured chemicals, plastic eye lashes, and painted claws is attractive? I don't even like the smell of the stuff.

It does my head in though, knowing that many women are like this. Particularly the full knowledge that they'll spend 3 or 4 hours obsessing on their looks, but if you spend 30 minutes on a Pc, phone or game it's classed as a waste of time, or you're ignoring them.

Don't get it.

" just because you've let yourself go, doesn't mean I have to " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[COYBL25]

Leaving lists of things for you to do / post it notes.

Straight in the bin, unread.

 

[chrissyjack]

I hated shopping with the ex-wife. Must have gone down every aisle in the Asda about 8 times . I can get a weeks meals for me and the lad in 15 mins , and back in the car . Now I take the daughter shopping . Seem to walk down every aisle in the Asda .....etc . " I might miss something " . Yeah...the bus home if I bugger off and leave her there

 

[canuckblue]

I think I need to be alone.

And here's me thinking you have been all along.

 

[Rsoles]

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There's enough there to make a new rug

 

[chrismpw]

I hated shopping with the ex-wife. Must have gone down every aisle in the Asda about 8 times . I can get a weeks meals for me and the lad in 15 mins , and back in the car . Now I take the daughter shopping . Seem to walk down every aisle in the Asda .....etc . " I might miss something " . Yeah...the bus home if I bugger off and leave her there

My ex missus would collect stuff from the aisles, in the order they were on her list, not the order in which they appeared as you went down the aisle . This would mean zig zagging across the 20 acres of supermarket to find each item in turn. It would take bleeding hours.

 

[chrissyjack]

My ex missus would collect stuff from the aisles, in the order they were on her list, not the order in which they appeared as you went down the aisle . This would mean zig zagging across the 20 acres of supermarket to find each item in turn. It would take bleeding hours.

My ex was the same . Now the daughter does it . I know where everything is , and work out an aisle route . This changes at Christmas when they swap everything round , like

 

[Ducans elbow]

Took her the pub last night and said I love you more and more each day, and don't think I could live without you.
She said that's the beer talking I said I'm talking to the beer.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Always writing lists of things to do, and then won't show me them. "I'll let you see them later, when you're in a better mood!!

I have always lived by the motto: Never argue with women, drunks & idiots, in that order. With the first, you'll never win, and the other two won't have a clue what you're on about!

Still, I must have got something right - forty two and a half years and counting!!!

Can't beat a good to-do list tbf, especially if it is for someone else

 

[Zatara]

What I buy, could be a circular saw or a wheelbarrow, obviously spoiling myself by doing things she wants doing, turns out is a waste of money, not necessary or not going to be used often.

What she buys, could be a cushion cover of a stag, a pretend lamp or countless kitchen gadgets that get used once and then dumped in the 'used once kitchen gadget' cupboard, are all completely necessary, warranted, affordable and not a waste of money at all....

'Tis a dangerous place the female mind...

What does the stag subconciously represent in her mind do you think?

 

[JLW]

Also a night out with her mates involves :

Hair - three hours and a hundred quid plus.

Nails - two hours and thirty quid.

New shoes and a dress that have somehow managed to teleport into the house without you noticing - hundred quid plus.

All that to end up bladdered in Smokey Mo's or the Grapes, on Mathew St !

Then they want you to rub their back whilst they're spewing in the bog the next day! Sorry girl its all your own fault

 

[JLW]

When you fall asleep on the couch after work and they wake you up every 2 minutes telling you to go to bed. Just [Poor language removed] and leave me alone you [Poor language removed].

100000% this!!! 'go to bed love' koff will ye am not 7 years old am quite alright here until you woke me up