worst slimeballs on got

[Nymzee]

Thats the biggest slimeball move of them all imo

Is he still here under a guise?

 

[Sassy Colombian]

No! Following the Depeche Mode theme, thats what the slime-balls should start their DM's with ....

Ah, okay. Because my answer was going to be yes, more than one if I count my toys

 

[Efcjake]

Didnt he claim he rolled her down a river bank as well?

edit. Sake. Where has my blue supporter banner gone?

Same post but it was the father in law down the hill

I wee'd in my mother in law's drink while she was in the toilets once at a pub, she thought the lager was a strange colour and drank it. When she drunk it and found out she got in a mood and left in her car leaving her husband with us in the pub, ended up tying his legs together and rolling him down the hill into a river at about 4 in the morning in the middle of Cheshire countryside and being so pissed that we thought he'd drowned. Will never forget me mate ringing the police and turning himself in because he'd 'rolled a fella into the sea and I think I've killed him'. I miss being 18.

 

[Efcjake]

Is he still here under a guise?

Anyone been bragging about having imaginary kids recently?

@Keiran was a recent wrong'un posting in the depression thread before his inevitable meltdown but I don't think it was Robertor

 

[Sassy Colombian]

This is when @caught pulled off the amazing vaulting of Robertor.

You can start here

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/...-disappointed-your-partner.81581/post-4045535

Robertor liked a multi and big lies.

@ItsOKImAPilot told some tall tales

They were a Female Chinese heritage US National Air Force Combat Pilot. Who was pregnant and engaged and leaving the US to got to the UK.

Widely believed that this was another Robertor multi.

A few posts worth checking out to get the gist.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/worst-thing-youve-ever-seen-on-the-internet.79877/post-3913379

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/womens-minds.93007/post-5052729

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/fighter-pilot-the-real-top-gun.107861/post-7241998

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/minor-things-that-make-you-happy.67806/post-5016030

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/quitting-alcohol.91822/post-4914393

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/boss-photos-youve-taken.26698/post-4940491

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/christmas-prezzies.93050/post-5057003

A week after this she's married

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/minor-things-that-make-you-fume.66035/post-5068203

Thanks for taking the time to put this together. I know what I will be doing this afternoon as I recover from my Covid shot.

 

[Efcjake]

Thanks for taking the time to put this together. I know what I will be doing this afternoon as I recover from my Covid shot.

Everyone always asks about it so it was good to record it for posterity.

Actual GOT history right there.

 

[BornBlue76]

What didn't he say lol He wanted to know if I had a partner and invited me over to his place in London. He dm me about my jersey pic and told me I had a great ass, he also wanted to know my DOB because he said he knows how to read Tarot Cards and Astrology.

did any of that work... just asking for general conversation tips ..

 

[the sniderman]

Step aside chump.

Some of us still got the dance.

sorry buddy no trouble wanted here.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

did any of that work... just asking for general conversation tips ..

None of it or I already be in London lol

 

[Groucho]

buddy i will not allow him to replacement you with machines. this is not the grapes of wrath this is grand old team god damn it.

No choice mate. Me and @Groucho thought about a luddite uprising, but then saw what the thing is actually called, and havnt stopped laughing since.

That and the boredom/CBA attitude.

It’s literally called The Spaminator.

A wonderful thing. Tremendous.

Already reposted the pics here for full disclosure

Would you like to see my massive cock?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

There's some particularly similar posts from @ItsOKImAPilot regarding an abusive boyfriend.

Yanks typically don't use the words "Erm" or "swerve". There were plenty of other indicators that it wasn't a female as well.

The whole account was lies.

You Da man!

Didnt he claim he rolled her down a river bank as well?

edit. Sake. Where has my blue supporter banner gone?

that was his father in law...I think!

 

[roydo]

The Spaminator.

For the avoidance of any doubt, that is actually true.

Makes me giggle.

 

[Groucho]

For the avoidance of any doubt, that is actually true.

Makes me giggle.

A superb name for a superb feature.

 

[tommye]

If someone wants a scrap (the only reason someone's gonna' DM me, as a guy), we can let everyone else buzz of it in the open and it'll also be available to the almighty vault.

I can send you cock pics if you want mate

 

[coollino]

Wait was @Kure a multi of Ash?

Omgg wtf