worst slimeballs on got

[the sniderman]

I don’t lift weights I lift women ....

buddy can u please explain this to me was it meant to be a chat up line and if so how?? or did u just get the nervous and type first thing into head.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Many, many moons ago I was on a holiday with my mates in sunny Crete. I ended up having a bit of a holiday romance with a girl from Cheshire and whatnot.

All very light-hearted and more friends with benefits than anything serious. Anyway, one of my friends ended up spooning in her mate's bed after pestering.

Some of the stuff he was coming out with had us howling as he was almost begging her to the point of crying, all while and she was pretty much saying - k'off.

The next morning, she offered him a tissue in the restaurnt for his tears after crying about being lonely - the whole place burst into tears of laughter!

On another point...

Sorry to say it @Sassy Colombian, I sometimes hope you're a deep-infiltration multi who's one day open the vaults to all the DMs for pure comedy gold.

Hahaha, what a romantic story.

That would be pure comedy gold but I'm not an infiltration multi, although I have to admit that I did consider opening a second account when I was warn with a banned but then I figured my form of speech or writing would quickly give me away.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

All this talk of muscle touching is a bit purple asking, no?

 

[PaddyJames]

If the alleged rumours are to be believed Purple Aki used to stalk the former poster @chicoazul

I Believe Aki asked him a question to which @chicoazul answered " Pop please "

This may be the reason for kecks been dropped in the vicinity of minors.

If you didn't get stalked by Purple Aki then face it, you're a bad wool

 

[mezzrow]

IMHO: Should we laugh at urban legend Purple Aki –the man who squeezes muscles?

IMHO: Should we laugh at urban legend Purple Aki –the man who squeezes muscles?

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[kev]

Sorry to say it @Sassy Colombian, I sometimes hope you're a deep-infiltration multi who's one day open the vaults to all the DMs for pure comedy gold.

Somebody PLEASE tell me Sassy is really Chico.

 

[mezzrow]

Somebody PLEASE tell me Sassy is really Chico.

chico, chica, whatevs...

azul did have that scran watch period... hmmmm.

 

[R.Reddington]

buddy can u please explain this to me was it meant to be a chat up line and if so how?? or did u just get the nervous and type first thing into head.

It was clearly a joke BUDDY. I’m not chatting anyone up, I have a missus...

 

[mezzrow]

chico, chica, whatevs...

azul did have that scran watch period... hmmmm.

do your hands look like this? &Sassy Columbian

 

[the sniderman]

Somebody PLEASE tell me Sassy is really Chico.

buddies do not make me regret schlong photo to ms sas please.

 

[the sniderman]

It was clearly a joke BUDDY. I’m not chatting anyone up, I have a missus...

it is good u feel regret buddy as it was getting steamy but u did not cheat.

 

[the sniderman]

buddy i am not emotionally available please do not send racy messages to me thank u ur very nice man.

 

[COYBL25]

@Jimishorts would rather for me to experience the fantasy of touching your muscles and take a pic of it. Maybe I should come up with a price for it lol

 

[Sassy Colombian]

do your hands look like this? &Sassy Columbian

Hahaha. No really they are much darker. @Jimishorts actually thinks my hands look manly but I dispute such assessment. What ya think? lol

 

[mezzrow]

Hahaha. No really they are much darker. @Jimishorts actually thinks my hands look manly but I dispute such assessment. What ya think? lol

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