Worst type of pain?

[GrandOldTeam]

Ear ache? tooth ache? What do you reckon the worst type of pain is?

After having an ear infection in both ears over Christmas a few years back, i'd say ear ache by a country mile. People claim they have an ear infection and just get on with things, when I had it there wasn't a chance, never had so much pain so either I am a big wimp or I get it much worse than most - probably the first tbh....

And any women - f off with pregancy.

 

[monty]

colitis, its like giving birth to a full fledge hedgehog thats coming out spines first and you feel it all the way for days

 

[spiced nuts]

I shattered my kneecap playing rugby a few years ago, that stung a bit. Falling off motorbikes isn't that pleasant either.

 

[monty]

Sciatica takes some beating as well

 

[Dylan]

Kidney Stones. Especially the big ones. Imagine something the size of a peanut coming out your pee-pee hole.

 

[Rook]

I'm lactose intolerant. Its like being shot in the stomach until it passes.

 

[tezzathelezza]

been told that gettin your monkey nuts nibbled of by midgets brings a tear to the eye!

 

[teppic]

x ray with dislocated shoulder and having to stand straight with your arm by your side.

i've never before or since seen big black circles due to pain. i was in my footy kit and it was soaked from the sweat that i put on in about 5 seconds.

and as soon as it clicks back in the pain stops. no better feeling in the world that agony suddenly stopping.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Sciatica takes some beating as well

That is excrutiatingly painful

But toothache takes 1st place...just.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

apparently having your bollocks cross over and get twisted is a bit painfull

 

[Vim Fuego]

Stubbing your toe, or toes whilst barefoot can induce a few choice swear words and girly screams of pain .

 

[monty]

Stubbing your toe, or toes whilst barefoot can induce a few choice swear words and girly screams of pain .

and why the [Poor language removed] do they call it a funny bone, humorous it isn't

 

[Vim Fuego]

Having my banjo string snapped by an over eager wench many years ago has to rank as one of my most eye wateringly painful incidents, she treated my love truncheon like it was a Stretch Armstrong toy, the silly Skelmerdale slagwagon.

 

[monty]

Having my banjo string snapped by an over eager wench many years ago has to rank as one of my most eye wateringly painful incidents, she treated my love truncheon like it was a Stretch Armstrong toy, the silly Skelmerdale slagwagon.

was that you under the fly over by the Concourse, [Poor language removed]

 

[Vim Fuego]

No, it was some Birch Green bint, you know the one, the bint with flaps like an elephant's ears .