Not Safe For Work! Would you sleep with an ex partner if you could get away with it ?

[Bedfordblue]

The ol’ Kobayashi Maru test.

 

[summerisle]

Yknow I was going to start a thread focusing on the forum's opinion of a random crap town, say Luton, but these threads are far better.

*settles in*

There's always a thread.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/places-which-you-have-vaguely-heard-of-and-out-of-necessity-visited-impressions.89634/

 

[Tree13]

I bumped into one of mine and she has aged terribly. So 2003 version, yes. 2023 version, nope.

This.

I've been married for nearly a decade now. I'm pretty sure all my exes are older than my wife.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

100% yes.

Not because I harbour love for her, or even that she was amazing in bed, she was just VERY easily pleased in that department and I could use the ego boost.

 

[Taifi gorm]

Getting a bit spicy on here tonight.

Kinell, this place is lethal tonight.

I was going to ask for advice on dumping a White witch (tarot cards, séances, potions etc surprisingly tame in the bedroom) safely but no that's obviously to tame a problem for in here.

 

[Simo]

Does it apply the other way around too ? Like, going with someone if they could get away with it?!

 

[DavidH]

Hi Mrs H.

 

[Micky_T]

My wife uses my computer and has access to my browsing history so I'm going to say no, I would never sleep with an ex whether I'd get caught or not.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

I only have 2 proper exes and both of them piled on some major timber after we split up, I think it was the emotional release of not having to listen to me talk about or watch Everton anymore.

I'm not sure how they look now, but it would still be a no as I'm happily married.

 

[DavidH]

I did actually used to work with a woman who’s husband had a heart attack and died whilst they were having sex… true story

That just makes me want her more

 

[tommye]

I did actually used to work with a woman who’s husband had a heart attack and died whilst they were having sex… true story

Pics or GTFO

 

[tommye]

Do F*** buddies you just lost touch with count as ex's?



Asking for a friend obviously...

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

All mine are dead so no

Frang is that you?

 

[Muggins]

Yknow I was going to start a thread focusing on the forum's opinion of a random crap town, say Luton, but these threads are far better.

*settles in*

Luton you say…

 

[Muggins]

I only have 2 proper exes and both of them piled on some major timber after we split up, I think it was the emotional release of not having to listen to me talk about or watch Everton anymore.

I'm not sure how they look now, but it would still be a no as I'm happily married.

Crying here.