HirsuteBlue
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20 kopites turn up at the gates of heaven, they ring the bell and St Peter turns up and they ask for entry. He says he'll have to get on the phone to God to ask if they can come in. God says there is only room for 8 as thats all he was expecting and so they should pick 8 themselves and the rest should go elsewhere. So St Peter relays this and adds on that he will go for a walk and return in 20 minutes to give them time to make their choices. So 20 minutes later he comes back and gets straight on the phone to God, he says "God God, they are gone" God says thats great I wasn't too keen on any 8 anyway, St Peter says, "they have had the gates".
