X-Factor

[heatmeiser]

Please don't compare watching the X Factor to Mozart or anything remotely involving talent.

The people getting their dreams 'shattered' are idiots. The people that lap it up and take it seriously (the Heat reading mob.)aren't much better.

The mrs watches it while I sit in the corner of the room killing moths and playing poker.

I threw my shoes at the telly earlier when two mammoths appeared and stayed there for more than 20 seconds trying to sing.

I pretend not to watch it but I do look up every now and then when there are breasts on.

 

[steevie]

What? I'm evolving pal. And for the record any tosser who sings on X-Factor doesn't have the tenth of talent that Wolfman Amadeus Mozart had.

Fact!

So where monkeys.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

So where monkeys.

May as well be.

 

[Screech]

what was the name of that biker chick? she was gorgeous.

 

[kenada_blue]

what was the name of that biker chick? she was gorgeous.

Dunno, didnt watch it

 

[danzante]

I have to endure some of this crap if I ain't in work as we have the three g/daughters staying on most Saturdays. Two extra large, fat, obeseaurus girls came on, never has so much diarrhoea come from an orifice since my mate claimed Emlyn Hughes was a better footballer than Howard Kendall.

then a young lad who's gender was suspect came on to do an impression of a dying seal....the crap improved, it became constipated, it's just not my cup of tea, the whole show is an embarrassment.

 

[steevie]

I have to endure some of this crap if I ain't in work as we have the three g/daughters staying on most Saturdays. Two extra large, fat, obeseaurus girls came on, never has so much diarrhoea come from an orifice since my mate claimed Emlyn Hughes was a better footballer than Howard Kendall.

then a young lad who's gender was suspect came on to do an impression of a dying seal....the crap improved, it became constipated, it's just not my cup of tea, the whole show is an embarrassment.

Strange office you work in mate.

 

[danzante]

It's an office full of orifices.

 

[steevie]

It's an office full of orifices.

Love it mate, pure class!

 

[Nebbiolo]

Just to say that Mozart is nice in a kinda cute way, but he's no Wagner is he? I mean, he's not even up there with Beethoven and Tchaikovsky either. I'd say he sucks really. Just saying, like.

 

[Goat]

Nebs Mum gives out for a packet of chewits.

 

[heatmeiser]

Just to say that Mozart is nice in a kinda cute way, but he's no Wagner is he? I mean, he's not even up there with Beethoven and Tchaikovsky either. I'd say he sucks really. Just saying, like.

Rimsky-Korsakov does it for me to be honest.

Mozart's music was just weird.

I'm fairly sure he was an alien.

Or at least autistic.

 

[Nebbiolo]

Nebs Mum gives out for a packet of chewits.

Get on Youtube, lerd, and instead of looking for DJ Twix, key in 'Wagner'. Un-fcking-believable stuff. Will get you, lad. Trust me. Honest.

 

[Goat]

YouTube - Platoon Music Video - Adagio for Strings

 

[Nebbiolo]

Rimsky-Korsakov does it for me to be honest.

Mozart's music was just weird.

I'm fairly sure he was an alien.

Or at least autistic.

Just a tad dull and uninspiring unless you're a tedious get, smugly waltzing your way through life.

Wagner defo wasn't autistic, just an anti-Semite.

But great music, and had a great mate in Nietzsche.

They fell out because of Wagner's hatred of Jewish people.

History lesson for everyone there, eh!