Xmas late starting this year?

[neonleon]

xmas day itself aint too bad.

Its the four months of inappropriate build up, and jingle bells piped into the local supermarket.

I love the way the supermarket is only gonna be closed for two days but everyone gets a siege mentality and stocks up ridiculous amounts - people fighting over turkeys on xmas eve, all that crap.

season of peace and love, what a load of bollocks.

Of course before the corporations and the christians got hold of it, we'd celebrate the winter solstice by lighting big bonfires, feasting on roasted meats, bread, cheese and honey, shagging or trying to shag anything with a pulse and getting so drunk we couldn't stand up.

for my part, I still do that.

 

[Bluelass]

Time off work = good
christmas pudding = good
white sauce = good
having to buy my team pressies = okay 'cos they're a good bunch

everyone suddenly being your best mate having slagged you off all year = not so good.
every shop on earth full of people wandering aimlessly with lists in their sweaty hands = not good
people fighting over a bag of sprouts on Christmas Eve = undignified

eating too much = bad:blink:
drinking too much = okay unless I'm sick

millions of people making do with a cup of water and rice while I and many others, stuff myself simple = sad, very sad.

 

[Vim Fuego]

It's the constant desire for a good stiff dump over the Xmas holiday that annoys me.

And the smell of warm farts on Gwladys St. on Boxing day.

All those sprouts and copious amounts of turkey odours in the air must have a detrimental effect on the players performances.

 

[coyney]

I hate the happy Christmas every one says even when they know you know they dont like you. in laws for example sister in law to be more precise oh OK her [Poor language removed] sister Irene we have hated each other for over thirty years and every Xmas she comes to stay for a few days and the farce begins,trouble is all my family like her

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

It's the constant desire for a good stiff dump over the Xmas holiday that annoys me.

And the smell of warm farts on Gwladys St. on Boxing day.

All those sprouts and copious amounts of turkey odours in the air must have a detrimental effect on the players performances.

boxing day fixtures equal vast amounts of gas after 37,000 people have had sprouts the day before.
with terracing it was even worse, 50,000 jammed together squeezing the bastards out, and you couldnt get get your arm up to cover your nose.

 

[Bluelass]

boxing day fixtures equal vast amounts of gas after 37,000 people have had sprouts the day before.
with terracing it was even worse, 50,000 jammed together squeezing the bastards out, and you couldnt get get your arm up to cover your nose.

Er, anyone want my ST for the Christmas games?

 

[Bundy]

You guys only hate christmas cause you're living in the miserable cold northern hemisphere. It's a time for the beach, fishing, camping and of course remembering the real reason of 'Christ'mas.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

You guys only hate christmas cause you're living in the miserable cold northern hemisphere. It's a time for the beach, fishing, camping and of course remembering the real reason of 'Christ'mas.

yeah a backpacker party on bondi with a kebab for dinner.

i thought christmas had started earlier this year tbh, in fact the panto season has been in sync with the football season up in the north east.