2018/19 Yannick Bolasie

[GwladysBlue]

Right, I've had a good hour to digest this information and I've convinced myself this is gonna work out boss and Bolasie is gonna go on a goalscoring and assist spree and have the greatest patch of form of his life.

Welcome back Yannick, I've missed you and can't wait to see you slot 2 and assist 3 against Millwall

Please put down the crack pipe.

 

[deipnosophist]

This Villa lad has Bolaise sussed out.

"At least we will save money on football's for all the crosses that end up on planet Jupiter"

that Villa lad has denied ‘footballs’ its plurality thanks to that silly apostrophe ...but aside from that, it’s an accurate take on things lol

 

[LostLegend]

 

[ClausThomsen]

Can't wait to see Yannick not getting crosses in and our strikers not getting into the box for them.

 

[blueblue]

There must be something in the pipeline, it is hard to believe that he would come back to Everton where he probably will be at least fifth choice to play on the wings behind Richarlison, Bernard,Walcott and Lookman.

 

[blulouie]

WELCOME HOME YANNICK.

You are just what we deserve.

 

[deipnosophist]

Even with Fatty Koeman’s fat body, his head still seems disproportionately massive....the flip-flopless divvy.

 

[Strikinglyhandsome1]

Ineffective player of the month just got serious.

 

[Eggs]

....half the problem.

 

[N.S.N.O.]

Christ, our players aren't even good enough for the Championship

 

[roydo]

There must be something in the pipeline, it is hard to believe that he would come back to Everton where he probably will be at least fifth choice to play on the wings behind Richarlison, Bernard,Walcott and Lookman.

I agree. Makes no sense otherwise. Mind you, this is Everton......

 

[maccavennie]

Please put down the crack pipe.

Leave me alone, I'm trying to spread some positivity here.

 

[deipnosophist]

Christ, our players aren't even good enough for the Championship

Gormless Walsh says hi

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Seriously hope Stoke don't get ideas and send back Cuco and Williams.

 

[Strikinglyhandsome1]

Christ, our players aren't even good enough for the Championship

It’s important to note that Bolasie sent himself back. Knowing you’re rubbish yourself is half the battle.