Yannick Bolasie

[Sapie88]

If anyone is by the waterfront could you please fish my head out of the Mersey please.

Yannick Bolasie. Give me strength.

 

[matty1878]

But what fast winger who is good is actually available? And for a reasonable fee in the market?

Who knows, having a manager better than pardew warnock or pulis in charge of him might get a better player out of him?

We have three in del Lennon and Kev didn't ya know

 

[matty1878]

https://twitter.com/fizzer18/status/763071758694055936




FFS!

Do one Phil

 

[Tin-Tin]

We have probably paid them to take Niasse as a favour and asked for it to be shown in the transfer fee.

 

[Coffee and TV]

He's going to be our record signing

 

[Ashtonian]

We have three in del Lennon and Kev didn't ya know

They aren't good in that sense mate haha two are inconsistent and lennon is just lennon.

 

[Jib in lad]

We must have that much money we can afford to piss loads of it up the wall.

I reckon he would be a nightmare to play against though.

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

Just to put it out there

With him and del out wide we would potentially have two very fast wingers who can dribble and cause problems.

Fee aside I can't see a negative here? Explosive pace is what we preferably want, now we are getting it people moaning?

Isn't this always one of if not the most important factor of a transfer??

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

We've tried to get that player since the window opened and we've been swerved all over the place.

I know we have. But I don't think we've made any genuine attempts are signing quality from overseas. 30m on this cart horse Bolasie? A 15m player from the Bundesliga would be ten times more effective. That additional money could be used on wages to ensure we can sign him. You can't tell me many players would turn down 70/80k a week at us when they're only earning half of that in the Bundesliga, Ligue 1, etc. No chance. I think it's a terrible scouting network we've got and the few players we've made enquiries for have wanted nothing to do with us.

 

[matty1878]

can we forget the £5m addon and you keep Niasse? ffs I thought we were over the Sanogo type loans

Niasse? Oh my god there's a well
God....

 

[kenada_blue]

£30million.

Hes utter clownshoes.

 

[Sapie88]

https://twitter.com/fizzer18/status/763071758694055936




FFS!

Even Phil Neville is laughing at us here.

Jesus.

 

[MartSlinger]

So we go to grade p with mata?

I think Mata could be the marquee signing mate. But we've tried for the quality and they've seen we've finished 11th back to back and swerved us. We need to build a squad that will improve us now (Which signing Williams, Kone, Bolasie etc will do) and then those players we targetted this Summer are more attainable next Summer.

 

[The Blue Cat]

Ah, right. Bolassie for £20m and another £10m for them to take Niasse off us. Makes sense.

 

[corben]

Pardew is laughing, thinking how many mars bars he can buy with £30m.