Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
Ya ya Ha ha!
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Strange has it may seem Mout, he looks leaner now than at any time I've seen him playing for City over the past five seasons. Great player but sadly his legs seem to have gone!Have you seen the size of him?
yeah that's a real worry...the Mods need to close this thread, as far as I know there have been no links to this fella and even if there was there is no justification to have a Toure thread. If we have threads about every individual somebody wants to sign the site will be a mess.
I would take him all day long on a deal until the end of the season.
No matter what people think of him, he is a massive upgrade on Cleveley, Gibson and dare I say it Besic.
"That champagne was just resting in my bladder, your honour"Yaya Toure has issued the following statement:
“Over the last two weeks there has been some confusion as to why I was charged with drink driving, as it is well known that I am a Muslim and do not drink.
“I have always refused alcohol. Anyone who knows me or follows football will have seen me refuse champagne for Man of the Match performances because of my commitment to my religion.
“The matter has now been resolved in court on Monday. As I was above the permitted limit when tested on the night, I decided not to challenge the charge. However, it was important to me that I told the court that I had not intentionally consumed alcohol. The judge in his sentencing remarks accepted that I had not been intentionally drinking.
“Drink driving is a serious crime and even though I was not intentionally consuming alcohol I accept the ban and fine and I would like to apologise for this situation. I would also like to thank my family, the management and staff at Manchester City, my legal team and the fans for the support they have given me during this difficult time.”
lollollollol
Accidentally drink driving lads.
My mate in work, his dad is Muslim and he drinks, smokes and worked in a betting shop! He always laughs about him and says he's the most rubbish Muslim ever.Religion is only there for people when it suits them.
My friend Is a Muslim who drinks, smokes and does drugs, yet anybody who tells him allah is not real, he gets wound up lol
Yaya Toure did not intentionally drink my friends, he simply used too much alcoholic mouthwash. The fraud.
I had not intentionally consumed alcohol.