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Rudolf Hucker
Player Valuation: £30m
We need a German doctor with juice & an oxygen tent.
5 games! Please stay fit for 5 games!!!!!!!!
5 games! Please stay fit for 5 games!!!!!!!!
Evertonthat
Player Valuation: £8m
The master of shithousery. He had Havertz on toast today. Great performance Yerry. If only we could have him fit for a whole season!
Zouma picks on cats, Yerry picks on centre forwards lol
I loved the little faint of a headbutt followed by the slo-mo tree fall, epic shithousery
caughtbythefuzz
Player Valuation: £750k
Incredible performance. A man mountain today. And loved that he was in their faces whenever possible.
The Man, The Myth, The Mina!
Havertz fell foot the dummy mutt, got himself a yellow - old school GOT snidery, my man Yerry.
Yerald is a true leader, he is our best defender, by a long way, but, he is made of glass. I really wonder if we have the finances to offer him a new contract on the big money he would surely want, knowing that, in all likelihood, we would be lucky to get 15-20 games a season from him.
UptheTofees
Player Valuation: £20m
Love it
Just needs to stay fit more so we stay mid table at least
catcherintherye
Player Valuation: £80m
Hes our most important player, statistically speaking.
Every centre looks better next time him as well.
Bob Elstone
Player Valuation: £35m
He’s the difference - the games he plays winding up the opposition. Brilliant. Need him to stay fit for the run in
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