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You Are Legend

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Right, by now a good few of you would have seen I Am Legend.

If you haven't, it's about this man who is the last person alive and he lives in New York, during the day the city is his, by night he hides because it's over run by Zombies.

If you were Will Smith in this movie, what would you do with an empty city all to your self?

Rules:
  • You are not allowed out at night
  • You are alone
  • You cannot leave the city
  • Exploring dark places is forbidden due to the zombies
So... what would you do?
 

  • Break into Macy's / Harrod's (equivalent) and steal the sexiest, most expensive lingerie available (not Jade Goody's range).
  • Dress up in said underwear.
  • Practice golf swing from the rooftops (being careful not to catch my bra on the backswing).
  • Enter the WSOP and win obviously (1 entrant, but would probably still lose to runner - runner flush).
  • Steal a cab and smash into the water hydrants, then stand and watch as the water rushes over my expensive lingerie, making it a bit soggy like.
  • Take photos of myself and send them into Readers Wives.
  • Steal all the cheese from some shops.
  • Acquire the largest and most comprenhensive collection of pornography ever (including but not exclusively 'Mature plumpers')
 
heatmeiser said:
  • Break into Macy's / Harrod's (equivalent) and steal the sexiest, most expensive lingerie available (not Jade Goody's range).
  • Dress up in said underwear.
  • Practice golf swing from the rooftops (being careful not to catch my bra on the backswing).
  • Enter the WSOP and win obviously (1 entrant, but would probably still lose to runner - runner flush).
  • Steal a cab and smash into the water hydrants, then stand and watch as the water rushes over my expensive lingerie, making it a bit soggy like.
  • Take photos of myself and send them into Readers Wives.
  • Steal all the cheese from some shops.
  • Acquire the largest and most comprenhensive collection of pornography ever (including but not exclusively 'Mature plumpers')
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There was me thinking "ill probably have a wank in times square to a picture of Mariah Carey or soemthing" and you come up with that. Awesome.

Puts me to shame :(
 
You a poker fan Heatmeiser?

I was in Vegas back in late October and played a few no limit hold 'em tournaments at Caesar's Palace.
 

For those who want to know what will smith would do....

http://video.stage6.com/{add the number below here}

2024792

Then copy and paste in your address bar.
 
Anyone remember Omega Man with Charlton Heston in the early seventies. This is a better remake from that cheesy attempt. Still like Will with that big fat cigar in his mouth in Independence Day great flick.
 
just watched said filum via the comfort of my local chinese cinema.

its like shaun of the dead with a hollywood budget and no laughs.

ah well, plus points for not scripting tom 'in every [Poor language removed] movie made ever' hanks - (the talentless [Poor language removed]).

says it all doesn't it. come the impending apocalypse, one lone american against all the odds will be battling to save the day, whereas the english survivors will go off looting, boozing and acquiring porn before having an al fresco wank at the nearest landmark/beauty spot.

I wouldn't mind but I like to do that apocalypse or no apocalypse.
 

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