You Are Legend

[linglong]

Right, by now a good few of you would have seen I Am Legend.

If you haven't, it's about this man who is the last person alive and he lives in New York, during the day the city is his, by night he hides because it's over run by Zombies.

If you were Will Smith in this movie, what would you do with an empty city all to your self?

Rules:

• You are not allowed out at night
• You are alone
• You cannot leave the city
• Exploring dark places is forbidden due to the zombies

So... what would you do?

I would firstly burn all of Will Smiths films..including this peice of [Poor language removed].

Then i would head to the porn shop to stock up for nighttime

 

[Vim Fuego]

I'd probably opt for hot sex with an over ripe honeydew melon, take it from behind....the lot.

 

[evertonianstu]

Right, by now a good few of you would have seen I Am Legend.

If you haven't, it's about this man who is the last person alive and he lives in New York, during the day the city is his, by night he hides because it's over run by Zombies.

If you were Will Smith in this movie, what would you do with an empty city all to your self?

Rules:

• You are not allowed out at night
• You are alone
• You cannot leave the city
• Exploring dark places is forbidden due to the zombies

So... what would you do?

An empty city means human kind has been wiped out meaning no more football, no sex and no one to cook my dinners.....meaning i might just call it a day and shoot myself

 

[monty]

I'd probably opt for hot sex with an over ripe honeydew melon, take it from behind....the lot.

What about the chocolate?

 

[Vim Fuego]

What about the chocolate?

Yes, i'd cover it in chocolate first, Bournville of course.Then commence riding the arse of it until its seeds spewed forth onto the cold floor, then when i've finished with it i'd call it a taxi,then light a cigi whilst mocking its sexual performance and laugh while i tell it that i've been seeing other melons behind its back.

 

[Gazdalf]

Yes, i'd cover it in chocolate first, Bournville of course.Then commence riding the arse of it until its seeds spewed forth onto the cold floor, then when i've finished with it i'd call it a taxi,then light a cigi whilst mocking its sexual performance and laugh while i tell it that i've been seeing other melons behind its back.

Tell it you have been dating pomegranates as you have moved on in your sexual needs and they are dirty. I guess it takes more than melons sometimes.

 

[Vim Fuego]

I may very well appear to be heartless and a user of vulnerable fruit, but to profess to shagging a pomegranate behind its back would be ruthless even beyond my depraved sexual deviances... i could however tell the melon that i'm just very good friends with the pomegranate and cry as i admitted that we were once [Poor language removed] buddies. Anything else would just be cold and callous.

 

[Vim Fuego]

I've just finished watching this film, and may i say that it was utter crap from beginning to the predictable end

 

[SuitsBlue]

the official ending isnt the ending the writers wanted.

 

[heatmeiser]

Yeah it was a bit wank.

Was it just me that quite fancied that zombie girl that he had strapped to the table?

 

[Vim Fuego]

Yeah it was a bit wank.

Was it just me that quite fancied that zombie girl that he had strapped to the table?

Pre re-animation ? If so, then i would've slipped it a length too, i quite like a bit of angry sex .

 

[heatmeiser]

Yeah, she reminded me of a scabbier Bjork.

 

[SuitsBlue]

but slightly better spoken?

 

[heatmeiser]

and with better table manners.