Your 'ITK' Thread

[tonka1878]

I know I'd be better off looking at the BBC website.

 

[Azza]

GOT has been 'sold' and is going to be rebranded to Bluekipper.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

We've made enquiries over James Rodriguez but the player is concerned fans would refer to him as James, as opposed to the correct pronunciation Hamez

 

[Goat]

We've made enquiries over James Rodriguez but the player is concerned fans would refer to him as James, as opposed to the correct pronunciation Hamez

Its actually Hamethzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[orly]

GOT has been 'sold' and is going to be rebranded to Bluekipper.

I would prefer a merger - GrandOldKipper. But we don't carry over the "Arl Fella" shouts as part of this process.

 

[Connor]

Jamonez

 

[Nymzee]

Ancelotti will sign for Everton

 

[Zezti]

Its actually Hamethzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

yamepth

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

The new signings template will have the added dogging question.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

We'll go with what we've got.

 

[ashwuk76]

Riquelme is gonna sign in 48 hours.....

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Eskspectation is low but we will surprise many

to be said in your best 'Sid the sloth' voice from Ice Age.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

if you are doing the whole ITK thing properly don't you have to be a little more cryptic about it? you can certainly be needlessly specific about unnecesary details but have to leave some major piece unspecified and open to speculations.
For instance:
"Expect a big announcement from the club at 7:15pm tomorrow on a new left footed arrival from Italy, on a four and a half year contract"

 

[Groucho]

Back again in it's third instalment. (first and second)

Your opportunity to be lavished by your fellow forum nerds as an 'ITK'

So, make something up and later, we'll review who is definite ITK and who is just an attention seeking whore.

Your fate is entirely dependent on your ability to ride the media consensus and make vague enough statements that could be taken either way.

Good luck.

Are we letting on that we just wait for @micknick to WhatsApp us info or are we keeping that quiet?

if you are doing the whole ITK thing properly don't you have to be a little more cryptic about it? you can certainly be needlessly specific about unnecesary details but have to leave some major piece unspecified and open to speculations.
For instance:
"Expect a big announcement from the club at 7:15pm tomorrow on a new left footed arrival from Italy, on a four and a half year contract"

That’ll be the new Italian coach driver who’s heavy on the clutch that.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Kenwyne Jones has been seen leaving a private medical centre in Ellesmere Port stuffing a brand new packaged Everton training shirt into his backpack before getting into a black Mercedes Vito. Ancelotti apparently wants some older international experience in the squad and the 35 year old Trinidadian looks to be that man. He also has experience at scoring at Goodison. More when my source gets it guys.