Your 'ITK' Thread

[Elong]

SAY IT

 

[Bruce Wayne]

The posts in the last eight hours on here have shown me why Clubcall was so successful.

We should do an App Mr Wayne. One for cyclists. Bringing them good news. And a "roll over" alarm.

 

[Elong]

If you haven't got swimmy badges you're not worth listening to.

 

[JLW]

A little bird tells me a little wizard will be joining us this week for £24.3m.

#LooksToTheHogwarts

Harry Potter?

 

[T LEAFE]

We are going down

 

[royalblue66]

Think all posts on this thread should start with...... Once upon a time.

 

[CairnsToffee]

I'm told we've made provisional enquires for Daley Blind.

This is backed up on RedCafe along with Mata to sign Monday COB

 

[USABlue]

Harry Potter?

He's boss in the air tbf

 

[scratchnsurf]

spits on floor*

Thus proving the point

 

[scratchnsurf]

@Bungle has obviously been hate-bummed by an ITK...

That doesn't make him angry.

 

[toffee66]

Stones, City, £45m plus add-ons
Pelle only player we buy from Southampton
We don't buy Sneijder, Witsel, Mata or Schneiderlin

 

[tommye]

Olympic Scaffolding are hotly tipped to provide the access requirements for the new cladding.
King are in with a late bid but are only considered a back up option.

*taps nose

 

[little elfin]

Betting on Messi to Everton has been suspended. Koeman & Deulofeu playing pivotal role in trying to sign him.

 

[Neiziro]

So much GOT-Cancer in this thread atm, so let me give you all some genuine ITK info.

Most of the things in the original post are true - bar the Pelle meeting with Southampton stuff, Witsel's agent trying to force our hand, and Coleman, whom we are willing to listen to big offers for.

The goalkeepers on Koeman's list are - Diego Alves, Asmir Begovic, Jasper Cillessen, Fraser Forster and Jack Butland. Begovic is most likely at this point.

Stones to City is DONE. We will get £45m for him and he has signed a 5-year contract with them. Announced some time next week.

Koeman wants to replace Stones with Van Dijk. If that is not possible, he will look for another English replacement like Lewis Dunk or Scott Dann.

The only PL club interested in Lukaku right now is Arsenal, but they do not want to pay his hefty asking price. PSG is his most likely destination.

In regards to the Witsel deal, we're currently just sorting out some smaller details and it could possibly be announced by the end of this week! In addition, the reported £30m is nowhere near that amount, it's more around £20m plus his big wages.

Mata still in the early stages of completion. We are to hold talks with him very soon - he appears to be keen - and Mourinho will sell if a big offer comes in but nothing concrete just yet.

Don't expect to see Deulofeu as a regular starter next season, he has been told to improve his fitness and Mirallas will be preferred on the right wing. Geri will be a super sub.

We are in no rush to appoint a DoF, but would like one by the start of the season. Overmars can be ruled out, but don't disregard Monchi just yet.

Still in negotiations with Peel over this waterfront stadium site. We want a modernised stadium with a capacity of 60,000.

 

[BlueLlama]

Ok This can't go any further but my mate works for the club and has told me that our marquee signing will be announced next week #welcomejuan