flibbyflob
Player Valuation: £40m
Lots of fuming as England fail to beat South Africa in the cricket.
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Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Ross and Rom to go. Elstone to lay out his master plan to prevent Moshiri from taking us any further than 6th entitled 'how plucky little Everton will forever be best of the rest as long as I'm here'.
Just gut the squad and allow Koeman time to rebuild it in his image. He's got two years for me.
If that means getting rid of Ross, so be it, but he's done it in the wrong way.
If he's got a brain, his priority should be getting rid of Lukaku, Jagielka and Funes Mori as a matter of urgency. Lukaku because of what he doesn't offer the team rather than what he does, and the instability having him in the squad due to his wantaway attitude. Jags and Funes Mori because one is finished and the other is simply terrible. Williams should go too but realistically he'll still be here.
Stekelenberg has to be let go. Robles I'll cope with as a number two but we need a quality goalkeeper.
Obviously Kone to be binned.
We need two strikers of proven quality in, a right back, two centre halves, an attacking midfielder and a goalkeeper, combined with 3-4 squad players - young punts with potential for around the £10m mark.
If that means getting rid of Ross, so be it, but he's done it in the wrong way.
If he's got a brain, his priority should be getting rid of Lukaku, Jagielka and Funes Mori as a matter of urgency. Lukaku because of what he doesn't offer the team rather than what he does, and the instability having him in the squad due to his wantaway attitude. Jags and Funes Mori because one is finished and the other is simply terrible. Williams should go too but realistically he'll still be here.
Stekelenberg has to be let go. Robles I'll cope with as a number two but we need a quality goalkeeper.
Obviously Kone to be binned.
We need two strikers of proven quality in, a right back, two centre halves, an attacking midfielder and a goalkeeper, combined with 3-4 squad players - young punts with potential for around the £10m mark.
BrendanGOT
Player Valuation: £30m
Serious money that! Potentially the biggest summer in our history. Just hope it's not a repeat of last summer.
I actually think that last part is probable.
bitter-no-better
Player Valuation: £25m
Yarmalenkon yarmalenkoff
toffeeblue9
Player Valuation: £35m
Probably a bit of sunburn in Greece
Drink enough Mythos to kick start the Greek economy
Spend a couple of months moaning about the idiots who gave May a big majority
Everton get through the qualifying round, struggle in the playoff round
Barkley leaves
Lukaku stays but doesn't sign a new deal
A couple of high profile misses in the transfer market
A few signings between 15 and 25 million, the kind of players who'd have cost £8 - 10m a few years ago.
New stadium design artist impressions cause Davek to say that Moshiri is selling Everton's soul or something equally nobbish
Chicoazul to continue to pick on the FIFA virgins
A new Moutinho/Witsel/Yarmolenko type saga
The "delegation" pics to get an airing at some point
Can't wait
Drink enough Mythos to kick start the Greek economy
Spend a couple of months moaning about the idiots who gave May a big majority
Everton get through the qualifying round, struggle in the playoff round
Barkley leaves
Lukaku stays but doesn't sign a new deal
A couple of high profile misses in the transfer market
A few signings between 15 and 25 million, the kind of players who'd have cost £8 - 10m a few years ago.
New stadium design artist impressions cause Davek to say that Moshiri is selling Everton's soul or something equally nobbish
Chicoazul to continue to pick on the FIFA virgins
A new Moutinho/Witsel/Yarmolenko type saga
The "delegation" pics to get an airing at some point
Can't wait
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Dave to finally admit the reason he has a problem with Koeman.
My guess is that as a young man in Rotterdam in May 1985, he bumped into our flame haired manager at a bar, the two shared a deep connection and the chemistry between them was palpable. Ron said he loved him and would be with him forever.
But ok alas, it was just to get him in bed and he never called back.
My guess is that as a young man in Rotterdam in May 1985, he bumped into our flame haired manager at a bar, the two shared a deep connection and the chemistry between them was palpable. Ron said he loved him and would be with him forever.
But ok alas, it was just to get him in bed and he never called back.
I predict I'll be in the Winchester waiting for all this to blow over.
tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
Same old, same old.
Wake me up in about 10 weeks time.
Wake me up in about 10 weeks time.
a bell maul
Player Valuation: £30m
An underwhelming summer window will ensure we remain in serious contention for next season's coveted 7th Place Trophy
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £70m
New seats in the main stand/top balcony
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
You can tell that you are not an Everton fan with posts like that. Don't you know how things work around here?
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