Your top 20 worst/stupidest Everton signings

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I'm curious to see @Nymzee and @MikeH72's lists...

Here's mine, in no particular order and for reasons including value for money, being an arse, or being plain turd.

1 Gylfi
2 Alcaraz
3 McGeady
4 Eto'o
5 Niasse
6 Koldrup
7 Keane
8 Maupay
9 Davies, Simon
10 Kean
11 Tosun
12 Coco Martinez
13 That lad with the massive thighs Moyes rarely played
14 Schneiderlin
15 John Spencer
16 Steve Simonsen
17 Rooney (the re-signing)
18 Baardsen
19 Benitez (I don't care he's not a player)
20 Rondon

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

My no. 13, Segundo Castillo!

I don't think he was particularly bad, just never got a real chance so was s bit of a nothing signing.

 

[Goat]

1. Alex Iwobi


Never really minded anybody else.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Michael Keane. Nobody comes close, maybe Gazza and Ginola and Mark Hughes.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

1. Alex Iwobi


Never really minded anybody else.

I think the biggest compliment I can pay Iwobi is I forget he played for us.

 

[heatmeiser]

I'm curious to see @Nymzee and @MikeH72's lists...

Here's mine, in no particular order and for reasons including value for money, being an arse, or being plain turd.

1 Gylfi
2 Alcaraz
3 McGeady
4 Eto'o
5 Niasse
6 Koldrup
7 Keane
8 Maupay
9 Davies, Simon
10 Kean
11 Tosun
12 Coco Martinez
13 That lad with the massive thighs Moyes rarely played
14 Schneiderlin
15 John Spencer
16 Steve Simonsen
17 Rooney (the re-signing)
18 Baardsen
19 Benitez (I don't care he's not a player)
20 Rondon

Don't really agree with number 10. A 19 year old Italian international? I'll take a punt on them all day long.

Unless you mean Keane twice, in which case I'm fully on board

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Don't really agree with number 10. A 19 year old Italian international? I'll take a punt on them all day long.

Unless you mean Keane twice, in which case I'm fully on board

He's most noted for being subbed off after being subbed on by Duncan Ferguson. And for breaking lock down rules.

So yes, I do mean the 19yr old Italian international.

 

[Dancing Pat]

Paul Gascoigne and David Ginola

 

[JohnRoss23]

Gbamin?

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Mikey Walsh
Glenn Kealey

 

[Dancing Pat]

Mikey Walsh
Glenn Kealey

Deffo!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Paul Gascoigne and David Ginola

Ah yeah, a I'll bet there's a few more Smith era signings I've blanked out.

Thoughts on John Collins? NYARKO!

 

[Mr Happy]

I'm curious to see @Nymzee and @MikeH72's lists...

Here's mine, in no particular order and for reasons including value for money, being an arse, or being plain turd.

1 Gylfi
2 Alcaraz
3 McGeady
4 Eto'o
5 Niasse
6 Koldrup
7 Keane
8 Maupay
9 Davies, Simon
10 Kean
11 Tosun
12 Coco Martinez
13 That lad with the massive thighs Moyes rarely played
14 Schneiderlin
15 John Spencer
16 Steve Simonsen
17 Rooney (the re-signing)
18 Baardsen
19 Benitez (I don't care he's not a player)
20 Rondon

Nyarko, Clause Thomsen, Anthony Gardner, El Ghazi, Stephen Hughes, Mark Hughes, Danny Williamson, Bolasi, Lucas Neill

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Anyone got room for a Tom Cleverly?

Fwiw I didn't think he's the worst I've seen in Blue, but Goodison seemed to not really take to him.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

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