Your TV show has just been commissioned on Granada Men & Motors. What’s your TV show all about, huh?

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Being Friends With Rita Ora.

One lucky viewer (who has to be prepared to sign all insurance and legal waivers) gets to party with Rita for a weekend, or at least as much of it as they can handle. Whoever lasts the longest at the end of the season, wins and will be helped with appropriate therapy ...

she knows nothing about football mate ,so I'd pass.....

 

[Rita_Poon]

she knows nothing about football mate ,so I'd pass.....

Sign her up for the EO area?

 

[tonyhorne]

she knows nothing about football mate

What's not to love?

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

What's not to love?

Super Sunday or garden centre?

No euphemism btw..

 

[summerisle]

 

[heatmeiser]

Shouting at Balloons

Three angry men, all bald and under 5'6 (hence the anger), are locked in an empty children's nursery where they shout at balloons until one of them wins

 

[tonyhorne]

Super Sunday or garden centre?

I seriously doubt that that is the choice when hanging out with Rita Ora.

And anyway, the way football is going, it won't be long before I'd prefer the garden centre ...