Dario Terracotta
Player Valuation: £70m
Ingesting too much merde mateHe’ll fail the medical with e-coli poisoning if he does that!!!!
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Ingesting too much merde mateHe’ll fail the medical with e-coli poisoning if he does that!!!!
Ingesting too much merde mateHe’ll fail the medical with e-coli poisoning if he does that!!!!
We all know he won't play Saturday. No new signing ever is at Everton. He'll be put to one side to "get used to the pace of the prem" from the bench until his confidence and our excitement is well and truly sapped away. Then after a month he'll be subbed on, misplace his first pass and the booing will start.this lad will sign Friday afternoon so he can’t play Saturday. We all know it.
It’s better to save him for an away game so he can’t really hear the boos.We all know he won't play Saturday. No new signing ever is at Everton. He'll be put to one side to "get used to the pace of the prem" from the bench until his confidence and our excitement is well and truly sapped away. Then after a month he'll be subbed on, misplace his first pass and the booing will start.
Seen it all before.
Would be funny if it wasn’t true…once Everton has touched you and all that.We all know he won't play Saturday. No new signing ever is at Everton. He'll be put to one side to "get used to the pace of the prem" from the bench until his confidence and our excitement is well and truly sapped away. Then after a month he'll be subbed on, misplace his first pass and the booing will start.
Seen it all before.
Dyche will come out with his usual.We all know he won't play Saturday. No new signing ever is at Everton. He'll be put to one side to "get used to the pace of the prem" from the bench until his confidence and our excitement is well and truly sapped away. Then after a month he'll be subbed on, misplace his first pass and the booing will start.
Seen it all before.
How on earth is this not over the line yet?
How on Earth is this our only real signing?
How on Earth am I still a fan of this shitshow?
Don’t worry they’re saying YoooooooussefIt’s better to save him for an away game so he can’t really hear the boos.
How's this not done..
every year mateAnd we all live with the hope that this season might be better than the last couple.
No titanic photos?