Confirmed Signing Youssef Chermiti

[Toffeeslam]

It's not rocket science mate.

If you know send instructions to Mr Neil Maupay

 

[Blueblood1965]

He’s no Tall Paul fingers crossed!

 

[den]

Maupay has one goal for us if I remember correctly

What is a fraction of a goal and how do you score it ?

It’s the pass just before a pre-assist. It goes fraction, pre-assist, assist, and then goal.

 

[cronullasharks]

If you know send instructions to Mr Neil Maupay

He'd probably get the mail taken off him by a seagull the useless lump so what's the point.

 

[Axlswhk]

Whatever Dyche is asking Maupay to do on the pitch...hes certainly not a back to goal type forward.

At Brighton and before he wasnt either.

have you found any video yet? I’m willing to be convince he is not a one trick pony.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Haven’t been this excited for a long time

 

[Alan Whittle]

I mean first of all Maupay has never been a “ striker"...

Fixed .

 

[maccavennie]

Just asked a mate about him. He said

Ele é o pior jogador que já vi desde cuco martina. Lol. Prepare-se para zero objetivos, seu cachorro inglês vermelho

Anyone in here speak Portuguese? I’m a bit rusty. Think he’s saying he has cat like reflexes.

Says

Hello or (aye up) Peter, been jogging then stuck in a queue with Diedre and met Cuco Martina lol. Word is we've prepared an objective as he likes Big Duncs style of play (or cachorro meaning silky soccer) and heading to Fylde and he hates the vermin

 

[Sharpies volley]

It may be worth it just to stop him scoring against us, although with our luck he would probably score an o.g

Flippin eck. If we bought all the dead heads who've scored against us. We'd have a squad full of Maupays

 

[Zatara]

have you found any video yet? I’m willing to be convince he is not a one trick pony.

Youre asking me to find a video showing that a 6'4 centre forward who clearly can hold the ball up...

...is different to Neal Maupay who you think is a similar player?

I mean...EVERY video and EVERY person in this thread will show you Neal Maupay isnt a target man.

 

[meagher94]

Seal of approval from the Piv.

Them Sporting fans don't know ball.

 

[Alan Whittle]

Says

Hello or (aye up) Peter, been jogging then stuck in a queue with Diedre and met Cuco Martina lol. Word is we've prepared an objective as he likes Big Duncs style of play (or cachorro meaning silky soccer) and heading to Fylde and he hates the vermin

Page 72, signs for West Ham.

 

[cronullasharks]

Says

Hello or (aye up) Peter, been jogging then stuck in a queue with Diedre and met Cuco Martina lol. Word is we've prepared an objective as he likes Big Duncs style of play (or cachorro meaning silky soccer) and heading to Fylde and he hates the vermin

Say what you like about Wardy but he gets things done.

WARD OUT

 

[Eggs]

…I wonder if Nuno Valente has anything to do with this deal, I have a memory that he does look at players for Everton in Portugal.

 

[maccavennie]

Page 72, signs for West Ham.

If you mate messages either "De Ammerz" or "Moyesquito" then you know they've entered the arena as well.