Alan Whittle
Player Valuation: £60m
Tbh, before you were linked with him seriously he was an overrated, diving cheating cryarse who failed when he got the chance of a big club. Your fan survey had 71% at "meh" or "swerve".
Now, all of a sudden, he's the sole opportunity for Everton to get to the next level.
At the first sign of a bad game for us it'll be "glad we swerved that blert, not worth £10m"
The truth is, at the moment he is invaluable to us. The longer the window went on the less chance he was going. It's not Palace's fault that you seem to have put all your eggs in one basket or that we would roll over for a lesser valuation or players we didn't want.
We now have to deal with the consequences of Wilf's advisers playing Everton and Palace for mugs.
Now, all of a sudden, he's the sole opportunity for Everton to get to the next level.
At the first sign of a bad game for us it'll be "glad we swerved that blert, not worth £10m"
The truth is, at the moment he is invaluable to us. The longer the window went on the less chance he was going. It's not Palace's fault that you seem to have put all your eggs in one basket or that we would roll over for a lesser valuation or players we didn't want.
We now have to deal with the consequences of Wilf's advisers playing Everton and Palace for mugs.