Zlatan

[Disgruntledgoat]

Do you think Marcel Brands ever checks in here just to shake his head and give himself a chuckle?

 

[Paul Rideout]

The last oap that actually worked out well was Richard Gough...

maybe Distan.

 

[Jim Hopper]

Get Gaza back on a 6 month player manager deal while we are it.

 

[TheCount]

Absolute state of the shouts on here...Virgins the lot of yer!

@Gaffa

 

[matty1878]

Na

 

[Deleted member 38674]

I would sell both my kidneys just for Zlatan to play 5 minutes for us.

Surely he's worth more than that?!

 

[mikey 62]

get him in before the Fa Cup game against the other lot , kind of game that's made for Zlatan the Great !

 

[longers]

I thought he had gone back to play for his home club in Sweden hence why some rival fans vandalised his statue in Sweden ?

 

[zzr45]

I don't know why we all subject ourselves to these rumours. Its like when you get chatting to a really nice bird in town and she's letting you buy her drinks all night and you keep thinking to yourself, I think she may actually come home with me
But she doesn't and she doesn't say bye either

If it helps any she was really crap in bed mate, so you didn't miss much. Cheers for getting her oiled up though.

 

[North wales blue]

No thanks finished at top level/too slow

 

[MikeH72]

The perfect player for a club looking to lower its wage bill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once we get Niasse, Martina, Tosun, Besic, Stekelenburg, Bolasie, Sandro and Schneiderlin off the books that'll more or less make up Zlatan's wage.

 

[Connor]

A monumental bell end.

 

[Gaffa]

@Gaffa

Long time since I was chatting a girl up in a bar. In fact it was a pub until 11pm close I reckon

 

[MarkHollis]

I thought he had gone back to play for his home club in Sweden hence why some rival fans vandalised his statue in Sweden ?

He bought a 25% stake in Hammarby IF (one of the "big 3" Stockholm clubs), which probably bars him from playing in the Swedish league. His home club is Malmö FF who frequently compete with Hammarby for top spots in the league, hence the vandalism etc.

 

[Toast]

Get Gaza back on a 6 month player manager deal while we are it.

And Wazza.