January Transfer Window 2023

[MisterJ]

Mr @GrandOldTeam they have ignored your polite request to have some time off pretending to be scouts through intense humble bragging YouTube links, thinking they know a footballer better than Frank Lampard.

Also they stop contributing to other threads to just sneer in here instead. Please give us until after the World Cup without this thread so we can enjoy the season. The window doesn’t open until 8 weeks away.

Keep the thread open, ban anyone who posts a list or suggests we sign a player that's never going to happen (someone has already said Toney), or bring an ex player back (someone has already said Barkley).

Have to lay the thread rules down early

 

[windymiller]

Mr @GrandOldTeam they have ignored your polite request to have some time off pretending to be scouts through intense humble bragging YouTube links, thinking they know a footballer better than Frank Lampard.

Also they stop contributing to other threads to just sneer in here instead. Please give us until after the World Cup without this thread so we can enjoy the season. The window doesn’t open until 8 weeks away.

Grass

 

[dutchblue54]

Pedro has only scored one more than Gordon

Maybe we are looking for a better central option than Rondon and Maupay who stays more fit than DCL ? Not saying Pedro is the answer but beggers can't be choosers in the January window.

 

[PhilRegan]

We are that bad the Walcott tosun window looks massive.

 

[Simon Buttle]

Maybe we are looking for a better central option than Rondon and Maupay who stays more fit than Dominic Calvert-Lewin ? Not saying Pedro is the answer but beggers can't be choosers in the January window.

Pedro plays far more as an attacking midfielder than a striker hence he doesn't as many, although both him and Sarr (we have been linked to both previously) are having a decent season so far.

 

[m hart89 efc]

That ship has sailed, we could have got him from Norwich. As ever, our brilliant scouting network was nowhere to be seen.

Yeah they decided spending £45m on sigurdsson was a better option ?‍

 

[Goat]

That ship has sailed, we could have got him from Norwich. As ever, our brilliant scouting network was nowhere to be seen.

He turned us down.

 

[Thomasc]

Neither of those players would bring in any money.

I reckon we’d get 10m for Keane. He’d look smashing in a Southampton strip.

 

[chicoazul]

Guys I need ideas in how to get this thread closed down. Any help provided will not be forgotten.

 

[Missionman]

In an ideal world, Kudus and Toney. Not gonna happen tho

Some of our idiot fans racially abused Tony’s family … don’t think we will be top of his wish list for next club

 

[ah11984]

Everton …signing competent forward players with ability ..in a January transfer window? Good luck with that.

 

[tommye]

Please give us until after the World Cup without this thread so we can enjoy the season

Good God man that's when the real lunatics will crawl from under their piss stained beds and unleash their true FIFA gained madness.


Be patient my friend.
It's a slow burner.

 

[Goat]

Guys I need ideas in how to get this thread closed down. Any help provided will not be forgotten.

Just keep posting in it.

 

[chicoazul]

Everton will sign statistically less than 0.3% of the players you mention in here, and the ones you insist on turn out garbage but are not help accountable for your scout noncing.

 

[royvernon39]

Frank has turned out to be so-so at signing talent i.e. Dwight, Maupay, Deli
and bad at selling over-valued players i.e. Gordon.

Can we turn to ask Pep to write down for his tips for us? After all City and EFC
operate in different leagues.