2022/23 Sean Dyche

[Houghty19]

Your energy bill is now 2000 a year...
What? No. You are robbing me. How can it be so high. I wont pay.....

We have revised your bill. Its now 1,950....
Oh thank you. Thats great. Thank you so much. Im so grateful.

£2k...I wish

 

[Charlie Sweet]

The fact he still hasn't been officially announced as our new manager brings credence to the rumours circling that he has indeed walked away as they were unable to agree on the length of his contract.

This is my fear and we end up with Allardyce

 

[Bob Elstone]

This is my fear and we end up with Allardyce

He’s not walking away from the best job he’s ever had or likely to have.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

This is my fear and we end up with Allardyce

I despise Allardyce and his soporific football, but I’d take 6 months of Gravy man over two and of years Dyche.

 

[Zeitgeist]

Released just 1 hour ago

Will settle some doubters and make you repent for your hate crimes

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Any chance Bielsa could send one of his spies to see if Dyche is taking training today?

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Soooo who's taking training today?

 

[Aries]

Again, facts laid bare. If people think he should have done better there they need to put the crack pipe down.

 

[Eggs]

Any chance Bielsa could send one of his spies to see if Dyche is taking training today?

…..you’d imagine there’s a pic of him going into FF this morning.

With him living in NW, he’s probably not staying local.

 

[edge]

To busy signing players to be bothered with all that media stuff.
Or knowing Everton they have cocked it up.

 

[DualityNSNO]

By not announcing it we've gone from 'It's Dyche grab the pitch forks and torches' to 'thank god, it's a relief he's finally signed'. Kenwright the master puppeteer.

And we won't have time to get him his players, and we're back to hoping for a miracle but it won't be Dyche's fault (not that it would've been to begin with, at least we know what we're getting).

Classic.

 

[AmericanBlue]

The fact he still hasn't been officially announced as our new manager brings credence to the rumours circling that he has indeed walked away as they were unable to agree on the length of his contract.

Hahaha, that is just silly, you actually believe that?

 

[Nymzee]

And we won't have time to get him his players, and we're back to hoping for a miracle but it won't be Dyche's fault (not that it would've been to begin with, at least we know what we're getting).

Classic.

I’m quietly confident since Friday he’s been working on targets. He’ll be doing everything to succeed here or his reputation is a bit down the pan.

 

[AmericanBlue]

I’m quietly confident since Friday he’s been working on targets. He’ll be doing everything to succeed here or his reputation is a bit down the pan.

Of course he has, same with Lampard, Dyche will be announced and some players shortly afterwards.

 

[The binman chronicles]

And we won't have time to get him his players, and we're back to hoping for a miracle but it won't be Dyche's fault (not that it would've been to begin with, at least we know what we're getting).

Classic.

Yeah he saw the list of possible targets and said make the announcement Feb 1st please.