Big Sams Undies
Player Valuation: £15m
As I see it:
Pickford - Alright but prone to a meltdown
Coleman - Been finished 3 years
Digne - Dreadful form
Keane - Big soft wet lettuce. Coward
Godfrey - Positional liability
Mina - Unreliable
Holgate - Not good enough
Davies - Championship level at best
Gomes - Slowest player in the PL
Delph - Crocked tosser
Gbamin - LOL
Doucoure - Alright
Iwobi - Never hated any Everton player more
Townsend - Started well
Gray - See Townsend
Gordon - Doubt he’ll make it but better than Iwobi
Richarlison - Too good for us
DCL - Decent
Rondon - Joker
Tosun - Can’t believe he’s still here
19 players, 7 at the very most that I’d keep.
Has there ever been a squad as unpopular as these clowns? Most have seen off a few managers yet manage to survive and continue to steal a living.
Top recruitment Brands/ Walshy/Mosh lads.
Pickford - Alright but prone to a meltdown
Coleman - Been finished 3 years
Digne - Dreadful form
Keane - Big soft wet lettuce. Coward
Godfrey - Positional liability
Mina - Unreliable
Holgate - Not good enough
Davies - Championship level at best
Gomes - Slowest player in the PL
Delph - Crocked tosser
Gbamin - LOL
Doucoure - Alright
Iwobi - Never hated any Everton player more
Townsend - Started well
Gray - See Townsend
Gordon - Doubt he’ll make it but better than Iwobi
Richarlison - Too good for us
DCL - Decent
Rondon - Joker
Tosun - Can’t believe he’s still here
19 players, 7 at the very most that I’d keep.
Has there ever been a squad as unpopular as these clowns? Most have seen off a few managers yet manage to survive and continue to steal a living.
Top recruitment Brands/ Walshy/Mosh lads.