The OP
@Big Sams Undies has pretty much summed em up.
Our squad is appalling bar a few.
The board need sacking.
I agree, the most horrible squad in years, my opinion below:-
Pickford - I don't believe we can attract better than the England number 1
Digne - has been hopeless mid season last season and has gone steadily backwards
Keane - think he has 'pictures' of our managers, he isn't going anywhere even though the likes of Shane Duffy are better defenders than him, can pick a pass though that's a plus
Mina - Most consistent defender and we need to extend the contract, we have a woeful backroom team so the injuries will continue, will play 25 - 30 games a season
Coleman - great servant, time has come and gone
Allan - If we can stop him going missing for periods of the game, he would be invaluable
Doucoure - The engine room going forward, first touch isn't great hopefully still has three to four years at this level
Grey - Good player when we were looking at him before he went to Leicester for 12m, what we have been looking for a few years
Townsend - Attitude is fantastic, should get a good couple of years, squad player eventually
DCL/Richie - the two jewels in the bag of thorns, Richie I fear will be gone in the summer, Dom the following summer makes no sense for him to move now
Godfrey - looked great last season, looks League one this season, hopefully improves again
Gordon - lightweight and fades after 70 minutes, needs to be on the Unsworth diet for a couple of months to beef him up
Holgate - thinks he is class, is more championship, move on
Delph - Horrible dispense with ASAP
He whom cannot be named - gone, end of season
Gomes - too slow, never recovered from injury, who will buy with wages over 100k per week
G'Bamin - If he is not getting played now and we have no squad we need to move on
Tom Davies - Squad player
Iwobi - will be here next year, too much of a loss if we move him on now, very poor signing
Rondon - thought he was unfit realized he was just gash!
Kenny - League one or Scottish prem
Cenk - Deal in place apparently back to Besiktas in January, loan to end of contract
Two other goalies - Meh!
Thats what we are left with for over 600 million spent
Upstairs, Barrett Baxendale - no idea what she does, but get an email each month from her.....that I don't read anyway
Brands - on the board, takes September to end of June off by the looks of things - looks like one of the worst appointments ever...barring Koeman
Mosh - Spent a fortune, has Jimmy White as a mate, thought Cenk Tosun was a great player, no idea!
Think we will finish 12th - 14th, unless we can reinforce in January with a RB, CB,CM and CF (yeah good luck with that, will end up with Longstaff for 1 million, and a polish under 23 goalie)