Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Connor]

Deacon Blue are crap mate.

Hang on now, we can pile on this crank without this

 

[Nymzee]

You wouldn’t have been near my flat, it was nowhere near the social security office

I'm not a scouser buddy

 

[john jako]

Get him in

 

[Nymzee]

Doesn’t that say a lot about the English players?? Couldn’t beat a team of no marks in the Euros at home?

We were just warming up mate on route to the final.

 

[d34noj]

Doesn’t that say a lot about the English players?? Couldn’t beat a team of no marks in the Euros at home?

I don't care.

 

[Goat]

McGinn would be our best midfielder tbf.

Honestly so would McTominay

Jimmy Krankie would be our best midfielder.

 

[Scot1]

I'm not a scouser buddy

Well we can both consider ourselves blessed

 

[Colonel Getafe]

He’s still bladdered from that 0-0 win at Wembley, hasn’t been home since.

TBF, I don't expect there's many places to store a TravelCard in a kilt...

...and I wouldn't fancy walking 500 miles or rolling 500 more to get home either.

 

[blue to the bone]

HES GOING BIG

Goin out in a hail of bullets

 

[ZissouBlue]

 

[blue to the bone]

Come on . Pool our resources and get him gone by midnight!

 

[Tony101]

Well we can both consider ourselves blessed

Your not blessed go toot your brown you bad weapon.

 

[Scot1]

Come on . Pool our resources and get him gone by midnight!

You got to be in bed by then mate

 

[d34noj]

Get him in

I actually rate Gilmour, and McTominay. They would be fair acquisitions.

What we aren't going to do is admit it to him.

*I am using the font that's invisible to Geordies and William Wallace aren't I?

 

[davek]

Get him in

Literally the only bit of football he's ever played.