Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Scot1]

Right listen mate. Stop trying to ouch Scottish players onto Everton, you haven't had a good player since



Erm.....





?

Mate he’d be a quality 2nd striker for Everton. And I think he’s unhappy at Villa because he’s in midfield. In the old days a savvy manager would go and unsettle him and take him for a good bit less than his value. I thought you scousers loved pinching stuff

 

[MikeH72]

"OH WANKY WANKY"

ITS ALWAYS YOUR YEEEAAAAR

 

[Connor]

"OH WANKY WANKY"

I don't understand this, I just like to wind Mikey up with non-Widnes responses

 

[blue to the bone]

Mate he’d be a quality 2nd striker for Everton. And I think he’s unhappy at Villa because he’s in midfield. In the old days a savvy manager would go and unsettle him and take him for a good bit less than his value. I thought you scousers loved pinching stuff

Oh wow ... mask is slipping now

 

[d34noj]

OH I KNOW! George Best.

Oh no, he wasnt Scottish. Hold on.

VIRGIL VAN DIJK.


No, hold on again, he only played in Scotland. Gimme a minute I'll think of one, Someone McSomeone. Nope that's not it.




5 minutes hold on. 'HEY GOOGLE'.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

It's really amazing that we don't have new midfielders yet. Chairman Bill the expert negotiator.

If fairness to Blue Bill, I am reliably informed Ross Barkley has recently changed his phone number, so you have to take that into account..........

 

[Nymzee]

Oh wow ...

Arena

 

[blue to the bone]

VIRGIL VAN DIJK.


No, hold on again, he only played in Scotland. Gimme a minute I'll think of one, Someone McSomeone. Nope that's not it.




5 minutes hold on. 'HEY GOOGLE'.

Scotty Mcscottface

 

[d34noj]

Scotty Mcscottface

I'd actually take Scott McTominay but don't tell that Jock ballbag that.

 

[sladen90]

Mate he’d be a quality 2nd striker for Everton. And I think he’s unhappy at Villa because he’s in midfield. In the old days a savvy manager would go and unsettle him and take him for a good bit less than his value. I thought you scousers loved pinching stuff

To be fair he's decent ? I don't get the dislike to the guy.

 

[MikeH72]

Mate he’d be a quality 2nd striker for Everton. And I think he’s unhappy at Villa because he’s in midfield. In the old days a savvy manager would go and unsettle him and take him for a good bit less than his value. I thought you scousers loved pinching stuff

OH MY GOD

 

[Goat]

Mate he’d be a quality 2nd striker for Everton. And I think he’s unhappy at Villa because he’s in midfield. In the old days a savvy manager would go and unsettle him and take him for a good bit less than his value. I thought you scousers loved pinching stuff

EVENING SMACKHEED

 

[d34noj]

To be fair he's decent ? I don't get the dislike to the guy.

Shut up you'll scare him away!

 

[Scot1]

VIRGIL VAN DIJK.


No, hold on again, he only played in Scotland. Gimme a minute I'll think of one, Someone McSomeone. Nope that's not it.




5 minutes hold on. 'HEY GOOGLE'.

Sometimes it’s always good to listen to the stories about Jim Baxter ripping Alan Ball to shreds.

Who did Ball play for? He clearly couldn’t lace Baxter’s boots.

 

[Nymzee]

We ain't got a secret kopite here have we