Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Tommy.]

How can you learn something in the past when the event is happening in the future ?

Hi mate, please permit me to assist; he's saying that it has already happened, thus, lessons not learned from past events.
It's hardly Interstellar.

 

[Marius57]

All out at this point is around 50million.

50million for a player who has scored 6 Premier League goals, in over 60 games.

That would be quite the gamble.

Yeah but he is a striker. And that's all anyone wants. A striker. Whether they fit into the plans or not. Whether they are number 40 down the list. Just a striker. Just sign any striker so they can shout about how we bought a striker.

And then when they are crap and sit on the bench for 5 years on big wages, they can complain that lampard and Kev didn't wait a bit longer to get the number 1 target and wasted money.

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

All out at this point is around 50million.

50million for a player who has scored 6 Premier League goals, in over 60 games.

That would be quite the gamble.

Your stats aren't even close to accurate hun x

 

[nsno-chris]

All out at this point is around 50million.

50million for a player who has scored 6 Premier League goals, in over 60 games.

That would be quite the gamble.

According to Dave he’s better than Pele and is on for abar 100 goals this season

 

[Eggs]

I guess it depends on whether you see the transfer window as only relevant to this season or whether you see is as part of a process to build us up over multiple seasons.

…lets not get ahead of ourselves, we nearly got relegated so the priority is safeguarding this season.

 

[blue to the bone]

Remember to book deadline day off work peeps .
Stock up on tissues, lube and bleach .
It's gonna be a hell of a ride .

 

[Zatara]

I’ve learnt that we always make crap panic signings on deadline day and never bring in a long term target.

Hi mate, please permit me to assist; he's saying that it has already happened, thus, lessons not learned from past events.
It's hardly Interstellar.

This is the duo of Thelwell + Lampard's first window.

…lets not get ahead of ourselves, we nearly got relegated so the priority is safeguarding this season.

Id rather the management undergo a Krypton factor level of analysis on incoming players while negotiating the fees down...

...rather than have the Tosun - Walcott level of tomfoolery.

 

[Tommy.]

This is the duo of Thelwell + Lampard's first window.

Yeah sorry, as long as that turd Kenwright and Co are here I'm afraid that doesn't truly matter.

 

[Goat]

Your stats aren't even close to accurate hun x

Fair enough, feel free to ask Fulham how much they want for their Striker with 12 days of the window left then mate.

 

[Goat]

According to Dave he’s better than Pele and is on for abar 100 goals this season

Meh, I thought he would have been an option when Fulham went down, could have picked him cheaply.

But just imagine how much Fulham would want now.

 

[Eggs]

Player contracts can be 5 years.

Would you prefer to rush into a deal and have them here for 5 years or make sure you have enough time to give yourself the best chance to bring in quality?

I think its sensible to wait even if its until the end of the window.

…..the priority is to stay in this division, i’m not sure why the ’quality’ players we want are only available late in the window. It’s a risky strategy if the players we are sitting on our hands for don’t become available or go elsewhere.

i wonder if this is nothing to do with waiting for the right players, but more about us not being able to get player's in until players leave. In the meantime, we are a top flight team in the richest league in the world without a striker.

 

[bluelegend]

You just knew when Moshiri said "judge us at the end of the window" it was going to be a clusterf***.

 

[Goat]

…..the priority is to stay in this division, i’m not sure why the ’quality’ players we want are only available late in the window. It’s a risky strategy if the players we are sitting on our hands for don’t become available or go elsewhere.

i wonder if this is nothing to do with waiting for the right players, but more about us not being able to get player's in until players leave.

I think its the nature of the transfer window.

Clubs like Chelsea can just keep bidding till teams say yes, but clubs like Everton have to be more prudent, sadly.

Not making excuses, at all.

 

[MikeH72]

This is the duo of Thelwell + Lampard's first window.



Id rather the management undergo a Krypton factor level of analysis on incoming players while negotiating the fees down...

...rather than have the Tosun - Walcott level of tomfoolery.

And yet here we are, scrambling around at the end of the window while Premier League points are disappearing into the ether like we are every other year. Good players don’t suddenly become available at the end of the window. Only other teams’ dregs become available.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

you watch him a lot?

Yes mate I literally cannot stop due to my fascination with how bad he is.