Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[MikeH72]

You just knew when Moshiri said "judge us at the end of the window" it was going to be a clusterf***.

The man utterly infuriates me, he should not be involved in football in any capacity. Can’t believe some of our fans actually fell for that and thought he had some masterplan up his sleeve.

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Have never ever done all the social media stuff myself mate, bellends all over the gaff on them.

I… I mean… what do you think you’re on right now?!

 

[Goat]

The man utterly infuriates me, he should not be involved in football in any capacity. Can’t believe some of our fans actually fell for that and thought he had some masterplan up his sleeve.

 

[Oasis1878]

‘Fraz Fletcher’ telling us “sources close to the club…”

When will that little virgin log out of Twitter? FFS

 

[Azza]

Love to know the ratio of exclusives to absolute twoddle that 'Footy Insider' has?

Complete click bait nonsense.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

This is the duo of Thelwell + Lampard's first window.



Id rather the management undergo a Krypton factor level of analysis on incoming players while negotiating the fees down...

...rather than have the Tosun - Walcott level of tomfoolery.

They've just sold Brazil's number nine for about a tenner in footballing terms - and a few weeks before the world cup! Krypton factor that.

 

[MikeH72]

Everton Football Club’s demise in one photo.

 

[windymiller]

I wonder how many hours are squandered every transfer window for Everton fans? So much lost time lol

It wasn't like we were going to use that time curing cancer or inventing time travel!

 

[Azza]

Can someone explain this to me then.

We'd apparently been interested in McNeil for a long time, despite multiple DoFs and managers but clearly that's not important.

Reiner Jesus went on loan to Genoa yesterday and we only didn't sign him because Real Madrid jumped in at the last moment, so why were the oracles at our club not looking to get him in on loan to bolster out attacking line? After all he was clearly wanted a couple of seasons ago just like McNeil.

 

[MikeH72]

Can someone explain this to me then.

We'd apparently been interested in McNeil for a long time, despite multiple DoFs and managers but clearly that's not important.

Reiner Jesus went on loan to Genoa yesterday and we only didn't sign him because Real Madrid jumped in at the last moment, so why were the oracles at our club not looking to get him in on loan to bolster out attacking line? After all he was clearly wanted a couple of seasons ago just like McNeil.

Thelwell’s playing a different version of Footy Manager to the one Brands was playing, Reiner Jesus isn’t even on the 2016 version.

 

[windymiller]

…in advanced talks according to Football Insider. Apparently struggles to hold down a place at Ajax.

Looks skilful left-footer but lightweight.

Another leftie, deffo a pattern.

 

[Yarrgh]

Whatever happened to that Adolofo?

 

[Goat]

Can someone explain this to me then.

We'd apparently been interested in McNeil for a long time, despite multiple DoFs and managers but clearly that's not important.

Reiner Jesus went on loan to Genoa yesterday and we only didn't sign him because Real Madrid jumped in at the last moment, so why were the oracles at our club not looking to get him in on loan to bolster out attacking line? After all he was clearly wanted a couple of seasons ago just like McNeil.

Hes joined Girona mate, who are part of the City group, if hes any good he knows his next step is City.

 

[windymiller]

Remember we signed Johnny Heitinga and you all thought he was a hard man because he had a skin head and shoulder charged Ashley Cole, what a balderdash chancer he was and you bought it, you pathetic weaklings.

Balderdash?! You trying out a retro peaky blinders angle before your return to Twitter as @TommyAzul?

 

[TheNinja]

Wouldn't be surprised if we bought Jorgen Larsen on deadline day for £10m-£12m