You aint big enough to walk in my shoes, it takes a great man to even put them on and as much as I like you mate, your not even close to me.
Now I expect you to be good tonight, im off out, some stupid family party, taking the lids and not drinking, because im driving, so people will be saying, "Cheer up will you its a party", whilst they drink and dont have 3 kids running around to keep their eyes on.
Such a happy [Poor language removed] me sometimes I swear.