Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £40m
He probably see's a lot of himself in calvert lewin with his 1 goal in 30 for Chelsea.
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £60m
He probably understands football.
Fair comment.
Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £40m
Clearly. Im thrilled we have a striker who's got the lot. Its so evident.
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £60m
Anyone who likes this post also has urinary incontinence issues
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £60m
Wowzers
That’s a laughing reaction, not a like, so try harder next time you horny pest.
Back on topic, Dom isn’t very good is he.
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £60m
The bedwetters are out tonight!
Dom will bag loads whilst on his hols.
Dom will bag loads whilst on his hols.
Hes very, very good.
Beto was free.
Zatara
Player Valuation: £90m
This will be the last 10 games of his Everton career unless something of an amazing turnaround occurs.
One year on his deal I'd gladly take £25mil.
We also need to punt Beto & Maupay. Put the lot into a new CF.
Timbucktoo
Player Valuation: £2.5m
We`ve had a few players look like coming back to form as their contracts near the end, only for them to revert back to average or below once the new 3 year deal is signed. Wouldn`t surprise me if DCL would do his hamstring gett off the chair after signing a new deal and being out for 6 months,
Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £40m
We are with you though. We're all waiting for that solar eclipse moment.
A Single goal from dom.
Cmon.
