2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[mahermi1]

Dyche has dropped a few pounds there.

 

[chicoazul]

I hear he’s very virile. Can go all night. Do a 100 push ups easy. Dripping in self assured testosterone.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

I hear he’s very virile. Can go all night. Do a 100 push ups easy. Dripping in self assured testosterone.

There is clearly a shocking level of jealousy in here. The lads who can't accept that his good looks have seen him approached for modelling in his free time, you have to wonder - why is that?

He's our best forward by a long way. Yes it'd be great to see Beto bag a few but he's never going to have the ability of Dom. The Fifa 23 pretend managers might not understand but thankfully every manager he has played under since getting into.the first team has.

 

[Bluemersey]

There is clearly a shocking level of jealousy in here. The lads who can't accept that his good looks have seen him approached for modelling in his free time, you have to wonder - why is that?

He's our best forward by a long way. Yes it'd be great to see Beto bag a few but he's never going to have the ability of Dom. The Fifa 23 pretend managers might not understand but thankfully every manager he has played under since getting into.the first team has.

Dom stopped being a striker 3 years ago mate. Proper strikers are hell bent on getting goals no matter what damage they endure. Once he started a modelling career that spelt the end of him wanting to get ugly goals. Think his goalscoring record the past 3 seasons especially speak testament to that. He's due another long mysterious injury soon too as pressure is going to be to much for him. Proper modern woke football player. Why he's lorded by many on here beggers belief.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Heard him and Beto are absolutely banging them in for fun in Portugal. I reckon they get 15 goals between them in the final 10 games of the season following this excellent news.

 

[Marius57]

Dom stopped being a striker 3 years ago mate. Proper strikers are hell bent on getting goals no matter what damage they endure. Once he started a modelling career that spelt the end of him wanting to get ugly goals. Think his goalscoring record the past 3 seasons especially speak testament to that. He's due another long mysterious injury soon too as pressure is going to be to much for him. Proper modern woke football player. Why he's lorded by many on here beggers belief.

Ah, another daily mail reading tool appears.

He literally got a face injury this season for committing to a ball against a goalkeeper.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Proper modern woke football player.

lol

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Dom stopped being a striker 3 years ago mate. Proper strikers are hell bent on getting goals no matter what damage they endure. Once he started a modelling career that spelt the end of him wanting to get ugly goals. Think his goalscoring record the past 3 seasons especially speak testament to that. He's due another long mysterious injury soon too as pressure is going to be to much for him. Proper modern woke football player. Why he's lorded by many on here beggers belief.

@Eggs can you forward your Football for Dummies to Mr Mersey please.

 

[nsno-chris]

Dom stopped being a striker 3 years ago mate. Proper strikers are hell bent on getting goals no matter what damage they endure. Once he started a modelling career that spelt the end of him wanting to get ugly goals. Think his goalscoring record the past 3 seasons especially speak testament to that. He's due another long mysterious injury soon too as pressure is going to be to much for him. Proper modern woke football player. Why he's lorded by many on here beggers belief.

Be honest mate, it was the skirt that sent you over the edge wasn’t it?

Also, as I don’t want to offend you what are your preferred pronouns; I go by he/him

 

[Portoman]

I never thought I'd say this, but even Maupay would have scored at least one goal had he been put in the team.

 

[Victus]

He's been crap since he had his kid

 

[Carlito]

Can't possibly go into next season relying on Beto and Chermitti, so DCL will just have to leave for nothing when his contract is up.

 

[Simon Buttle]

He's been crap since he had his kid

Id have to agree with this tbh, seems a mad one really but a lot of this does seem to coincide with his new found journey into fatherhood which can impact people in many different ways. He wouldn't be the first new parent who is suffering from exhaustion possibly.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Dom stopped being a striker 3 years ago mate. Proper strikers are hell bent on getting goals no matter what damage they endure. Once he started a modelling career that spelt the end of him wanting to get ugly goals. Think his goalscoring record the past 3 seasons especially speak testament to that. He's due another long mysterious injury soon too as pressure is going to be to much for him. Proper modern woke football player. Why he's lorded by many on here beggers belief.

You're not a fan of DCL?

Interesting posting history. Joined 2021 but nothing until 21st Feb 2024. The same day another big fan of DCL was banned. You're not GoodisonGang are you? If so, why the sleeper accounts?

 

[Victus]

Id have to agree with this tbh, seems a mad one really but a lot of this does seem to coincide with his new found journey into fatherhood which can impact people in many different ways. He wouldn't be the first new parent who is suffering from exhaustion possibly.

I'm not going to fact check it but his last goal was the baby celebration against Brentford.