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    Yes Ndidi ?

    $$$ + sign on bonus elsewhere. Probably looking at his final high profile contract, 3 or 4 years from here and it's looking at the mls or similar.
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    Everton - Endgame

    End up being the 'chrysler stadium', which they own the rights to outright and so the stadium move generates not one red cent extra for the club, but in fact quite the opposite. We'll end up with hicks and gilette yet, or very similar, run on a shoestring with every penny siphoned out as quickly...
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    Everton - Endgame

    Ah the infamous Dallas scene, where it turns out Bobby was in the shower all along and the preceding episodes had all been some truckle of cheese induced fever dream. Great days the 80's. Ironic huh.
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    Everton - Endgame

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    Summer 2024 transfer thread.

    read before posting. tut tut.
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    Summer 2024 transfer thread.

    Nice to hear a manager a manager not talking pony? Get em while they're hot... come on roll up roll up, Everton players, priced two for one...
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    Is Europe a Shout Next Season

    Is 'Europe' a shout next season? This them bouffant bells that sang the 'final countdown'? Or a 'shout' at the game along with other highlights such as 'boo', 'man on', 'is Harrison using a prosthetic right leg?'. Europe next season? We're on the edge of bankruptcy, the administrators are...
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    2023/24 Seamus Coleman

    One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall Have you been pitching this sort of malarkey for a while? Thought it was just an anthology of sun-stroke-diary-entries from foreign shores in...
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    2023/24 Seamus Coleman

    Ah I get it now, you cop some stick for the hindsight stuff and the imaginary signings all working out perfectly fairytales.
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    Goats squad analysis thread 2024/5

    ...work oppositions midfields. To do any of this with cashflow affecting the club right now let alone in summer is a very bleak prospect. 'You'll never win anything with kids' - some twit* in the 90's 'You'll struggle to survive with half a squad topped up with kids' - some other tit in the...
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    Yes Ndidi ?

    OOC
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    Relegation 23/24 Thread

    This contains a belter https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/apr/30/everton-call-in-insolvency-restructuring-advisers-777-takeover-doubt "the money is ring fenced" "you've had good times" "the home straight"
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    Goats squad analysis thread 2024/5

    Probably the best place for thinking about next seasons difficulties...
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    News of Ex Players

    He's been boozing out of that cursed chalice at the end of 'last crusade'. He'll be 39 this October. There's prisoners that've worked hard time down the sulphur mines with a longer life expectancy, and he was shielded by professional athlete status for nearly twenty years. Incredible.
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    News of Ex Players

    van de Beek - Frankfurt Klaassen - Inter Milan Sigurdsson - Valur Vlasic - Torino Barkley - Luton Interesting fortunes of our once stockpile of AM's.
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    Match Thread Luton Town v Everton Friday 3rd May 20:00

    Thing is, knowing Everton, it'd be the driver seat ejected whilst on a very narrow bridge.
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    The Four Months Though Lads - Worse than Mike Walker

    got an 8 point deduction, one fewer than for going into administration. It's never been done before. No manager has had to face such hardship. needs a statue or a tapestry like this... Dychey the Eight.
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    Where do you stand on the manager position going forward?

    Where do you stand on the manager position going forward? I expect this has been done already in 9 pages, but it's fairly likely most sides will need a person in the managers position respective to their club.
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    Dyche; A Great Achievement?

    Is there a way to get him nominated for manager of the year?
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