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Nah no way. @davek is so obviously Judi Dench posting from an Mi6 laptop.

Scrunch enough up though and you could choke someone. I have a list if you’re interested…..

“I often like to peruse the thoughts of the hoi polloi, they think I’m like them, go villains, rah rah rah I’m just like you y’know”….. They make me sick. Royals that is, not villa fans. I quite begrudgingly think they’re similar to us.

A thread @Kurt. and @tommye would be proud of, which do you prefer, cling film or tin foil? I personally hate cling film. For our colonial members, this is aluminum foil and seran wrap.

Kill maim disfigure

Haven’t we been doing this for ages?

Oh so you’re the people who constantly clog up Costco petrol?

Sometimes the best decisions are the hardest and most unpopular. I’d sign him like 😅

He's worth triple his wages, we need to keep him.

Seems to have been a good egg.

An away point is a good point.

This alludes to a wider question of what qualifies for a legend. And there’s also no cheese on toast option available. Vague discussion, please expand.

Any truth in the return of Richarlison rumours?

Aye. Hopefully American companies won’t end up sanctioned due to that orange thing too.

I know, mental.

Roy can speak for me on this one. Let’s just enjoy the current relief. I’d stick with Moyes.

Yes, three times and that includes Sicily. Well they’re clearly in the wrong too. No strong feeling on that as long as cutlery is banished.

Don’t be a silly sausage. Even in one of those, of which there are many, I very much doubt they’d let you rebook a table once they saw you displaying the Tory-voting behaviour that is eating pizza with cutlery.

If you’re going to a “good” restaurant they won’t be serving pizza. Then the base hasn’t been cooked properly. Correct. My first instinct was “this man pizza’s”….. Then I read this and saw that in fact, reader, this man defo does not “pizza”.