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When do the European windows close/deadline for shifting some more of the dross??

Got to feel sorry for the Everton shop manager who ordered in 30000 letter Z for shirt printing this week. He's still hoping we are in for Zeus and Zebberdee!!

Clicks equals pennies into the Zaha fund! Just another 800 million clicks or so needed as apparently we can't afford all this.

I still think it will be more than just about Zaha! He will be the main event though.

Don't they make those crap little crystal ornaments?

So is that the first piece of the Zaha puzzle into place...............

Saw quite a few flying around yesterday.

Unfair!! He offers hope to all the slap heads who witness his amazing transformation every week!

FIFA will do the square root of sod all - as per usual!

Does anyone else sing Bum titty bum titty titty bum in their head every time you see his name?

Defo one booked in for Monday!!! Her name is Doris she's 87 and in for a hip replacement!

Right then who is next in this Summer spectacular sponsored by Tenna for Men??

Take it you got married on a Tuesday in 1977!

We live in a time where the word loser is used as a common insult. You can not convey emotion, body language, facial expression etc when writing on a forum unless you have Shakespearean skills. It now appears that you are saying that he simply isn't good enough for us which is an opinion that...

Martina and the Otters!!! Sounds like a dodgy 60s pop group!

Nails them!

If we do get this Jesus fella then it might be worth down sizing the capacity of the new stadium to 40,000. That way we can get everyone fed at half time for the price of 5 loaves of bread and a few fish.

Do you have a Ginger thing going on??

You missed out the bit about that actually wanted to be here and play for Everton.

I think we might need to sign a player called Xylophone aswell if we want to win scrabble.