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I'm going to go watch the Kone goals against Yeovil and try to convince myself it will be alright if Barkley or Lukaku get injured.

Look, I'm not advocating spending for spending's sake but how many times this summer did they get a bid accepted and get turned down by the player? We wasted some time on targets that were above us and failed to adapt quickly enough to actually bring in signings who wanted to play for us. The...

The difference is the hope Connor, the hope kills. We knew under Kenwright and Moyes where we stood in transfer season. A Billionaire owner and extra money from the TV deal gave me hope that we would have money spent on top of sales.

I know when I was thinking about the first summer under Moshiri and flush with TV cash that I was hoping we'd only spend about 5 million. Lots of reasons to be happy.

Says it all really.

I'm actually shocked. What has happened this summer? Why haven't we been able to get deals done and spend money? I'm alright with what we've got but the manager has said he wanted more and we've clearly been pursuing deals but nothing happened in the last few weeks.

I've got a footy match today, legs are going to be flying.

Commence meltdown. Enner Valencia and that's our lot. Sound. Pass the bleach lads.

:coffee: Hmmmmm.....

This is gonna be ace. Forty five minutes to go.

Denayer loan to Sunderland gone through

I'm not sure what is stranger, Hart going to Torino or Wilshere going to Bournemouth. This is a proper silly season.

Probably been talking to the wrong one of his 800 representatives.

I'm pretending that's not real mate.

2 hours to go and not a sniff of a striker coming in. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

On the bright side the Valencia rumour has made me happier about Sissoko and Brahimi... Played Everton, well played.

We're the football equivalent of the recently-divorced overweight middle-aged fella in the club trying to cop off at 3am with anyone who'll have us.

Is the Pogba deal still holding everything up?