Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Efcjake]

We're the football equivalent of the recently-divorced overweight middle-aged fella in the club trying to cop off at 3am with anyone who'll have us.

 

[davek]

Martinez is gone Dave and had you had your way we would be in a somewhat lower league soon enough.

It's not the thread for this mate. I'll leave it there.

 

[DanB90]

North End trying for mcgeady

We may need him at this rate

 

[d34noj]

No sexual offers in this thread thanks.

Just every other thread in the forum?!

 

[Debaser]

Cant get rid of McGeady & Niasse, the likes of Slimani, Bony, Hart, Mata, Remy, Draxler, Witsel & Brahimi are all either made up stories or don't want to play for our club.

Now we here its looking like Valencia POSSIBLY, and now anounced that we cant get rid of McCarthy either.

Sooooooooo much fun being an Evertonian lol

 

[hktoffee]

So we know we need a boss 1st choice gk since May and while we are loaded, we can't even get one in.

Should have loaned Hart to save face.

 

[garyw]

We obviously became interested in Sissoko because we can pay over 5 instalments, Everton that. The signing that will annoy me tho is Valencia from West Ham not good enough I'm afraid.

Who said it was 5 instalments SKY how the hell do they know thought Lukaku had signed for WBA

 

[BlueToff]

BTW, anybody who has been slating Esk/doesn't want to believe him - then don't. It's simple. Lob him on ignore or something so you don't have to see it.

I'm sure he won't mind.

 

[ToffeeTim]

@The Esk

Please go back to being the boss poster and sound guy that we all know you are instead of this jarg ITK with a worse conversion rate than Niasse.

I don't want to start disliking you

 

[Goat]

Can we stop trying to score points off each other?
It's very childish.

People are made up that we didnt get the players we want, its like they enjoy our failure.

SMFH

 

[john jako]

Imagine how many dildos we could fit in Vinny O'Connors ears. Easily 5 big ones. Massive lugs on him.

 

[Steveo1878]

Can people look at things in face value, not trying to be negative but I am sure if Walsh didn't get Vardy and Mahrez people would question him greatly, likewise if Kenwright was here alone with no Moshiri people would be kicking off.



To lose Bony and Gabbi to get Val is not defendable, dress it up how you like

 

[BlueToff]

So we know we need a boss 1st choice gk since May and while we are loaded, we can't even get one in.

Should have loaned Hart to save face.

Wow

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

I'm just about at this point now...

 

[Goat]

BTW, anybody who has been slating Esk/doesn't want to believe him - then don't. It's simple. Lob him on ignore or something so you don't have to see it.

I'm sure he won't mind.

You cant ignore a mod.

Just saying.