Everton Transfer Thread 2016

Efcjake · August 31, 2016

We're the football equivalent of the recently-divorced overweight middle-aged fella in the club trying to cop off at 3am with anyone who'll have us.

davek · August 31, 2016

matty1878 said:
Martinez is gone Dave and had you had your way we would be in a somewhat lower league soon enough.

It's not the thread for this mate. I'll leave it there.

DanB90 · August 31, 2016

jinkyali said:
North End trying for mcgeady

We may need him at this rate

d34noj · August 31, 2016

blue61 said:
No sexual offers in this thread thanks.

Just every other thread in the forum?!

Debaser · August 31, 2016

Cant get rid of McGeady & Niasse, the likes of Slimani, Bony, Hart, Mata, Remy, Draxler, Witsel & Brahimi are all either made up stories or don't want to play for our club.

Now we here its looking like Valencia POSSIBLY, and now anounced that we cant get rid of McCarthy either.

Sooooooooo much fun being an Evertonian lol

hktoffee · August 31, 2016

So we know we need a boss 1st choice gk since May and while we are loaded, we can't even get one in.

Should have loaned Hart to save face.

garyw · August 31, 2016

Jreverton1 said:
We obviously became interested in Sissoko because we can pay over 5 instalments, Everton that. The signing that will annoy me tho is Valencia from West Ham not good enough I'm afraid.

Who said it was 5 instalments SKY how the hell do they know thought Lukaku had signed for WBA

BlueToff · August 31, 2016

BTW, anybody who has been slating Esk/doesn't want to believe him - then don't. It's simple. Lob him on ignore or something so you don't have to see it.

I'm sure he won't mind.

ToffeeTim · August 31, 2016

@The Esk

Please go back to being the boss poster and sound guy that we all know you are instead of this jarg ITK with a worse conversion rate than Niasse.

I don't want to start disliking you

Goat · August 31, 2016

AndyC said:
Can we stop trying to score points off each other?
It's very childish.

People are made up that we didnt get the players we want, its like they enjoy our failure.

SMFH

john jako · August 31, 2016

Imagine how many dildos we could fit in Vinny O'Connors ears. Easily 5 big ones. Massive lugs on him.

Steveo1878 · August 31, 2016

Can people look at things in face value, not trying to be negative but I am sure if Walsh didn't get Vardy and Mahrez people would question him greatly, likewise if Kenwright was here alone with no Moshiri people would be kicking off.

To lose Bony and Gabbi to get Val is not defendable, dress it up how you like

BlueToff · August 31, 2016

hktoffee said:
So we know we need a boss 1st choice gk since May and while we are loaded, we can't even get one in.

Should have loaned Hart to save face.

Wow

TheHumbleEgg · August 31, 2016

I'm just about at this point now...

Goat · August 31, 2016

BlueToff said:
BTW, anybody who has been slating Esk/doesn't want to believe him - then don't. It's simple. Lob him on ignore or something so you don't have to see it.

I'm sure he won't mind.

You cant ignore a mod.

Just saying.